[A quick plug for my upcoming novel, "Where Is the Magical Pond?" The heroine is in an infinite-flow story. Click into my author page and add it to your collection!]
[This novel updates daily. Here's the blurb.]
[Unhinged blurb one]
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An ordinary wage slave suddenly drops dead. Is it a collapse of morality or a distortion of human nature? Welcome to the grand documentary, "Reborn: I'm a Foodie in an Infinite Game," starring the dead Buddha, Fuxiao!
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Give him a chance to be reborn, and he can become a pretty boy. Give him a match-three game, and he can chase monsters for a mile. Give him an identity that makes everyone hunt him down, and he'll say he's lost his memory, then put on women's clothes and transform into a little girl, batting starry eyes at you. Even five-star top player MacArthur has to admit: In this world full of monsters, manhunts, and complicated human nature, Fuxiao's moves are the most outrageous, his stomach is the biggest, and even I fear he'll swallow me in one bite if I run into him!
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[Chuunibyou blurb two]
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A wage slave worked to death by capitalists fights back against the endless trouble he faces in the game. His close friend dies, the entire internet hunts him down, and temporal chaos swallows everything...
Everyone wants him dead, so he'll stay alive. Whatever can't kill him gets eaten by him! Later, he learns how to survive, and even more importantly, how to fight for his beliefs and goals!
From a novice to a god, I'll rewrite the rules of the world!
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[MBTI blurb three]
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Fuxiao used to be a peace-loving, easygoing, laid-back INFJ green old man. Even after suddenly dying and transmigrating to another world, even after getting swept into a survival game, he still clung to his idealism. If no one crossed him, he wouldn't cross them. Giving way was his tolerance; keeping out of trouble was his kindness.
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Until bystanders wanted to kill him, and those in power sent him to court, slandering and defaming him! The game world was consumed by greed and intrigue, and even the law had become a joke.
Fuxiao gave up. He was done. He flipped the table, turned dark, and became an old green menace!
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If the world won't let him have an easy time, he won't let the world have one either! Let it all burn. He'll blow up this godforsaken game. If everyone in the game wants him dead, he'll overthrow the world, ascend to godhood, and make everyone obey him!
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[Redemption blurb four]
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After his grandmother died, Fuxiao stopped caring about everything. Even his own life was something he could waste and throw away at will.
He drifted through life like a walking corpse, barely getting by. Then he died unexpectedly and landed in a game world.
This world is cruel and realistic, laying bare the ugliness of life and the filth of human nature.
If you can't kill someone else, they might kill you instead.
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For a while, he felt tainted, his hands gradually stained with blood and countless lives.
But in a ruined world, some people survived because of him and saw him as their faith, their god.
Fuxiao's heart slowly came alive. He began to have friends and memories he cherished.
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[Old, boring version of the blurb]
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He'd hoped to live a quiet new life, but the cruel game wouldn't give a wishy-washy slacker like him the chance to coast by on luck.
He wanted to survive, to live earnestly and properly, comfortably and without shame.
If players wanted to kill him, he'd kill them. If monsters wanted to eat him, he'd eat them!
In a world ruled by the law of the jungle, power always lies in the hands of the few. Players at the bottom struggle to survive, human life is worthless, and dignity is even less useful.
Then let's overthrow this world and build a new one!
Later, he became a god. No one knew that at the start, all he really wanted was to live a good life!
P.S.
1. The skill idea came from playing a certain sheep game one day. I couldn't beat a level and got so angry that I thought, "If only I could eat all the pictures on the cards." Screenshot taken on 2022/10/08.
2. I'm hopeless at writing blurbs and don't know what to do anymore. No matter what I write, it doesn't get many collections, so I went nuts and wrote this. My mental state is this worrying, so please cut me some slack! Don't nitpick the blurb!
Character designs are from bs. Thanks, Gugu!
I fix typos every Monday night. Feel free to ignore it if you see the latest update.
Theme: Never giving up is success
Bia~ You seem to have tripped over the pit dug by the author! 1. In order to punish the disobedient author, you decide: a. Click on his column to bookmark her, whip her hard with a small whip, and warn the supervisor to speed up her coding~ (Answer A) b. Stand up and pat the dust, and take a gentle look at the name of Hangkeng - it is the pre-collection article "Where is the Magic Pool" from Infinite Streaming. Wow, the heroine is powerful and handsome. I love it so much. You decide to collect it (change to topic 2) c. You hate people who dig holes but don't fill them. You saw that the author turned on the paragraph comment function, and decided to lurk in her paragraph comment area, complain about the author, and educate her to be a moral role model. (Transfer to topic 2) d. Woman? You dug a hole to trip me up, you succeeded in attracting my attention, and I am responsible for your entire column and all the novels. I want to love you fiercely. (Transfer to topic 2) e. Hehe, it's your fault for giving the author one more look. You strode away with disdain. (Answer C) 2. See you again, dear princess! To express his apology, the author has prepared the following gifts for you, you can choose: a. She thanked you shyly and gave you a small red envelope (answer B) b. She ran eight hundred meters in excitement and became a puddle of mud from exhaustion. She lay on the ground pitifully begging for your forgiveness (Answer C) c. She performed a crappy dance for you. She blushed and you laughed (Answer A) d. You said that you wanted to give you a star. Where are the stars? The stars are in your eyes. She conjured up a box of fairy sticks and you had a wonderful night (answer D) 3. What kind of reader are you in the eyes of the author? Answer A: In her eyes, you are a chivalrous, informal, philanthropic and somewhat mischievous person. You like a free life and unexpected surprises. You are willing to give and create romance for the people you love around you, but in front of strangers, you are generally unwilling to reveal more of yourself and sometimes hide part of your personality. Move forward boldly and confidently, you belong to the sky! B: In her eyes, you are a pragmatic and sensitive person. You yearn for the free sky and care more about everything you have now. Unless she is extremely close to you, it will be difficult to get into your heart. You like to give charity, but that is just your protective color. What you hope more is that one day, others will treat you gently, and luck will protect you! C: In her eyes, you are a very individual and strong person, but in fact you have the softest heart, and those thorns you raise are just because you are afraid of being hurt. Do you always look at things around you with a nonchalant attitude, playing with the world? Or maybe the world is boring? Sometimes, you have also expected that the world will give you some surprises and freshness. Just relax. It's okay if you occasionally make mistakes, feel frustrated, or are deceived. Anyway, life is just for fun. After many years, people will become ashes. D: In her eyes, you are a person who lives in a fantasy world and is willing to believe that there are beautiful things and miracles in the world. Please protect your innocent heart, it is the most precious thing, but you must also grow a sharp thorn that can fight against the world! Fantasy can change the world, don't give up your persistence, and don't blame your original self. You have the ability to bring warmth and strength to everyone, just wait and see!
Madam, I haven't seen you for a long time
Come on, I like you so much!
Ah, is anyone else really dead?
The writing is very good, but the plot is a bit... Explicitly pornographic?
"Hooking up loudly" is a big bug for the author~ It should be "the hookup master"
?! Could it be that this legend spread because the bad omen later went to the divine realm? It feels like reincarnation
This chapter is beautifully written ~ very charming ~
Why do you feel so messed up? The relationship is too messy, right?
Madam, catch bugs. 59% Said "college students stayed up all night memorizing key points" and 77% said "the plan to blow up the organization was blocked again"