A capybara spirit with little demon power but the best connections in the Three Realms went down the mountain alone and opened a psychological clinic.
It was prepared to go it alone. Who knew its clients would all be such big shots? They wouldn't even let it live an inspiring life.
Queen Mother: "Someone's shipping me with the Jade Emperor again. They clearly haven't thought about how you can date at work. How unfair."
Capybara: "Yes, yes, you're absolutely right..."
Queen Mother: "Oh, I forgot my money. Here's a peach from the Immortals' Orchard. Keep the change."
Capybara: "But in the human world, this is just an ordinary peach..."
Jingwei: "Aaaah! Those humans! Last time they used me in an experiment and made me throw stones into a bottle to drink the water! I'm Jingwei, who fills the sea, not a crow!"
Capybara: "I-I feel for you..."
Jingwei: "I'm so mad! Oh, here, I found this stick in the sea. You can have it. No idea what it is."
That day, the capybara was pinned down all night by the suddenly enlarged Number Two Sea-Calming Needle.
One day, a tiny, trembling bird came to the clinic. Its feathers were all ruffled, and some nasty birds had pecked it terribly.
Capybara: "!! Who did this? Don't be sad. Have a peach from the Immortals' Orchard to fill your stomach, and take this stick. Hit whoever bullies you!"
Bird: "...Okay."
Not long afterward, the capybara rolled up the clinic's metal shutter, and a scarlet feather drifted down from the sky.
Looking up, it saw Zhuque, newly named God of War of the Three Realms, standing magnificently as it spread its tail feathers one by one and fanned them out before the dumbfounded capybara spirit.
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Couple: proud, powerful Zhuque top X popular capybara spirit bottom. Their adventures diagnosing the immortals' psychological troubles and making money by trading for treasures~