[Crossover] Pang Yu's Guide to Getting Rich in the Northern Song Dynasty

Before transmigrating, Lin Yu was a Foundation Establishment cultivator. After transmigrating, the System wanted him to be a charlatan, so Lin Yu chose to... The System is my dad. If it tells me to work, can I really refuse? Should I choose cultivation, cultivation, or cultivation? Of course I choose cultivation! If I don't become a charlatan, how am I supposed to cultivate? Wait, Bao Qingtian? The Imperial Cat, Zhan Zhao...?! Lin Yu is gentle and a little dim, wholeheartedly devoted to cultivation, but constantly swamped with trouble. VS an equally bewildered, gentle top who becomes a loyal puppy later on. CP: Zhan Zhao There may be triggers, so bring your own trigger warnings. First, a warning: the timeline is a mess, so historical accuracy enthusiasts should steer clear. I am an engineering student with no knowledge of history. Also, the male lead is truly broke, short on points and racking his brains to earn more. Coming soon: The System: I'm Going to Become a Level 99 Big Shot While doing his homework, elementary school student Tang Nuo is summoned by the System to the Land of Light and becomes a little Ultraman. From then on, he begins causing trouble. This trouble includes punching little monsters, kicking dark forces, and occasionally pranking Ultraman. His strange way of thinking constantly leaves aliens speechless. These aliens include Ultraman, the Babalu Seijin, the Valky Seijin, the Mefilas Seijin... and Earthlings. More and more alien races will join in over time. A crossover story, mainly set in the Ultraman world, featuring Tiga, Mebius, Super Galaxy Mega Monster Battle, and more, with occasional Pacific Rim-style side stories. In short, his goal is to become a Level 99 big shot, then go home and cry while doing his homework. Elementary school students don't date. This might have no CP, depending on how things go. The protagonist is doted on by everyone, and has a powerful golden finger. There may be lots of triggers, a chaotic timeline, and a rather juvenile writing style. But I just want to write it, and I can never quite suppress this dream. Dedicated to my childhood... Theme: