Please, Give Me the Angsty Tropes You Promised

I blinked and became a prince. I had a devoted dog who followed all the tearjerker tropes, a gentle and refined tutor, and family members who doted on me. But then one day, what happened to my tropes? Please, where are those promised tearjerker tropes? Come back! I really can't take it if you leave me! Literary version: One thought turns you into a demon, one thought makes you an immortal. One thought is evil, one thought is good. The human heart is unfathomable. What path should he take? Essential warnings: 1. This story has no logic and no historical research! If you need either, please don't read! 2. This is a slow-paced, slice-of-life story, told from the shou's perspective. 3. This author's writing, plot, characters, and track record are all terrible! Ladies, please don't expect anything from this author! 4. If you find anything strange mixed into the story, don't panic. First check whether you've opened it correctly. If not, try another way. Also, if you feel uncomfortable while reading, click the little red X in the top right corner to save yourself! Thanks!!☆⌒(*^-゜)v! Please don't skim-read and review. Please don't compare it with other novels!