[Naruto] A World That Doesn't Exist

The author is terrible at writing blurbs and has no plans to update for now. Don't click in unless you're an old fan who gets the joke. The arrival of Naruto Shippuden killed off a whole bunch of early-era Hokage fanfics. This story is about the ideas sparked when the original Naruto series and Shippuden collide.

Masked Madara: Ahahaha! What the heck is this childish, utterly unimpressive Eye of the Moon of yours? Aren't you a little old to be acting like that?

Fourth War Madara: With that brain of yours, barely smarter than a fool, you think you can rule the world? Dream on!

One is a dead soul who retained his memories from life, but isn't quite right in the head. The other has lived for a hundred years and only wants to return to the earth, yet somehow can't die. And so these two old immortals make do with each other.

Fourth War Madara: I can't keep watching this idiot ruin my image!

Warning: This story's setting is dead and its logic has gone down on its knees. If you question anything, you'll get dropped into a plot hole. Masked Madara has no physical body, and Warring States Madara is an Impure World Reincarnation. The story will try to have a happy ending. There is no Otsutsuki Kaguya in this world. Zetsu is a rogue ninja from Kusagakure. The Boss of the Akatsuki is Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage, and Kushina Uzumaki is the princess of the Land of Whirlpools. The human vessels who collect the Tailed Beasts summon the King of Hell, and the Two-Tails is the Grim Reaper's pet. The Sharingan has no Susanoo ability, and Itachi is alive and well. Orochimaru may get a redemption arc. The story acknowledges the original setting that calls the Third Hokage the "Strongest Hokage." The First Hokage is not a jokester, and the Second Hokage is a little more lively. The Flying Thunder God was invented by the Fourth Hokage. The Second Hokage signed a Summoning Contract with the sea and is known as the Water God. The story may cross over with the original. More details to come.

Pairing: the two Madaras.

P.S. I finally managed to register on Weibo after three tries, so I can upload the cover I drew myself. So happy!