I Stirred Up a Powerful Cultivator and Was Forced to Carry His Child

Jun Xingyuan recently retired with honors from the Instigate-and-Assist Department of the Transmigration Bureau and applied for permanent residence in a cultivation novel about love triangles. He thought he could spend his retirement as an anonymous passerby, but a bug in the System sent him into the body of the novel's protagonist, the one everyone falls for.

The moment Jun Xingyuan opened his eyes, he found himself in the middle of a love triangle, while the pathetic System begged him not to break character.

Demon Venerable: Do you love me, or him?

Immortal Venerable: I don't want to hurt either of you, but I don't want to let go of your hand, either.

Jun Xingyuan immediately got into character: The Demon Venerable says he loves me, but treats me as a stand-in for the Immortal Venerable. The Immortal Venerable clearly can't bear to leave the Demon Venerable, yet says he doesn't want to let go of me...

So the Demon Venerable immediately started fighting the Immortal Venerable.

Jun Xingyuan: Brilliant! I'm fanning the flames! Hit him! Beautifully done!

System: ...Coughing up blood.

Jun Xingyuan: Tsk, occupational hazard.

Later, the love interests awakened and merged their consciousnesses.

The male lead, now a single person after their consciousnesses merged, gently patted Jun Xingyuan's back. "Still feel like causing trouble?"

Jun Xingyuan, driven to the brink by morning sickness, pointed at his six-month-old belly. "Who the hell is responsible for this?!"

The male lead smiled. "I am. It's my fault."

Must-read before you start:

1. The love interest has dissociative personality disorder and is split into multiple selves. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

2. Lots of dramatic love-triangle scenes, a lover trying to win back his spouse, me making myself jealous, and more. Enter with caution.

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Theme: Dedication to one's job