[Updating, please collect] "Did Mr. Lu catch up with his wife today?"
The first thing Lu Shi did when he returned home was to pick up the rotten peach blossoms around Qiao Zhiyu.
In order to chase the goddess, I used all my 18 martial arts skills and 36 strategies.
Who knew that Qiao Zhiyu's defense against him was like an iron wall?
Not giving him any chance, but not delaying his daily confession.
Lu Shi couldn't help himself: "I first met you when I was young, and I miss you like crazy after not seeing you for a day."
Qiao Zhiyu held the phone in his hands without even raising his head: "Bah, talk like a human being."
"Love at first sight, planned for a long time. I want to fall in love with you."
"No need to talk!" Yes, he simply refused.
Mr. Lu, who had been rejected N times, thought over and over again and used his trump card.
Eyedrops dripped all over his face: "I don't care, I am already yours, you must be responsible."
Qiao Zhiyu sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed his feet, hurriedly throwing away the blame: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."
Thirty-six strategies for love, shamelessness is the best strategy.
So the next day's trending search was clearly: "Actress Qiao Zhiyu's love affair suspected to be exposed!"
Good guy, the details of three days and two nights at home have been revealed.
Qiao Zhiyu lay on the bed and looked at his increasingly swollen right foot: "It's really not the right time to have a sprained foot."
Tsk, look at that man who was holding his cell phone and scrolling through trending searches. After all, he was on the pirate ship.
[Text of this article] Qiao Qing, who almost broke up with her boyfriend because of the game,
One day when I logged into my boyfriend game and deliberately lost stars,
I found out that the game is really fun.
From then on, the words that she often said to her now became what her boyfriend said:
"You and I will choose one. Change your boyfriend and uninstall the game. Choose quickly."
Sorry, you can change your boyfriend, but the game must stay.
Ying Xun seeks urgent help from netizens:
"What should I do if my girlfriend only sees games and doesn't want me anymore?"
Netizen ABCD had the same answer: The blogger didn't work hard at night, but he actually gave his girlfriend the energy to play games!
Ying Xun looked at his girlfriend who was controlling Xiao Qiao Fei's fan. Exercise before going to bed must be put on the agenda!
Conception: