[Updating, please collect] "Did Mr. Lu chase his wife today?"
The first thing Lu Shi did when he returned home was to pick up the rotten peach blossoms around Qiao Zhiyu.
In order to chase the goddess, I used all my 18 martial arts skills and 36 strategies.
Who knew that Qiao Zhiyu's defense against him was like an iron wall?
Not giving him any chance, but not delaying his daily confession.
Lu Shi couldn't help himself: "I first met you when I was young, and I miss you like crazy after not seeing you for a day."
Qiao Zhiyu held the phone in his hands without even raising his head: "Bah, talk like a human being."
"Love at first sight, planned for a long time. I want to fall in love with you."
"No need to talk!" Yes, he simply refused.
Mr. Lu, who had been rejected N times, thought over and over again and used his trump card.
Eyedrops dripped all over his face: "I don't care, I am already yours, you must be responsible."
Qiao Zhiyu sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed his feet, hurriedly throwing away the blame: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."
Thirty-six strategies for love, shamelessness is the best strategy.
So the next day's trending search was clearly: "Actress Qiao Zhiyu's love affair suspected to be exposed!"
Good guy, the details of three days and two nights at home have been revealed.
Qiao Zhiyu lay on the bed and looked at his increasingly swollen right foot: "It's really not the right time to have a sprained foot."
Tsk, look at that man who was holding his cell phone and scrolling through trending searches. After all, he was on the pirate ship.
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Yi Zheng made a bet with his teammates that the professional players would drive the audience with their absolute strength.
Even if you match a passerby, you can still get a hundred achievement points.
Then he died "unexpectedly" in the 100th game.
How lonely it is to be invincible: Sister, are you from Qiu Mingshan, racing to your death?
Bai Zhi: Sorry, there may be a bug in the game. It was not my intention to let you fly out. Don't hold grudges.
How lonely it is to be invincible: Sorry, if you can't remember anything else, you can only remember your hatred.
From then on, Bai Zhi came online exclusively to serve someone.
Someone has also gone from a lonely and invincible master to an "executioner" who exclusively surrounds Xiaobai's teammates.
[A small theater full of love]
Professionally kill teammates: Online, I'm fine. Achievement of sprinting 100 rounds.
Bai Zhi: I'm in class... Master.
Professionally kill teammates: Don't you have to pay back your debts after taking classes? Don't you need to pay for killing with your life?
Bai Zhi: OK, I'll do it. Great God, this round is already the ninety-ninth round where I will be killed by you.
Kill teammates professionally: Nonsense, this is the first game, the love game...
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