An attack that can't be killed no matter how hard it is is resurrected the next day and forgets that it died the day before.
One is that Wannian Lao Er racked his brains and planned to make a mistake out of jealousy.
This is a story about a man who was killed when he failed to commit murder.
Qin Wei: Xiao Zheng, this is the sago you like.
Qin Zheng:? ? ? (I strangled you and pushed you into the river. Why are you not dead? You must not be dead.)
Qin Wei: Xiao Zheng, my brother came back late. What did you cook? So delicious.
Qin Zheng:? ? ? (I have already knocked you to death and crushed you twice. This is impossible!!! You must have set me up to make me insane.)
Qin Wei: Xiao Zheng, this is the keychain you left behind.
Qin Zheng:? ? ? (I have cut your body into pieces and buried it in the park, and planted a tree...)
After N long time:
Qin Wei:? ? ?
Qin Zheng: Ha, I'll eat you, you'll be damned this time!
It took Qin Zheng two days to finish eating, then he went to take a bath while humming a song. A pair of hands stretched out from the mist, clasped his waist, and Qin Wei breathed in his ear.
Qin Wei (comes closer to smell it carefully, like a drug addict): It smells really good.
Qin Zheng (eyes red, insane, pushing back): Eat you! Eat you! ! ! Bite you to death.
1: We are not a family. If you don't enter the same family, you will be a pervert in attack and reception. Be careful before entering!
2: Except for the unreasonable attacks that prevent you from dying, there will be no other supernatural places.
3: Qin Wei is a mountain spirit transformed into a human body.
Minesweeper: Attack a one-sided crush, and accept a vicious male partner who is narrow-minded, jealous, suspicious, and thoughtful. This is the one to attack serious tastes.
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