Also known as: What can I do to win over you?
After being reborn for the third time, I no longer allowed myself to be stupid, and after I restrained myself and took back my feelings...
Xiang Rui: I regard you as a buddy, but you actually...
Shan Yumu: I don't dare.
Xiang Rui: Okay, okay, I already know you have a crush on me.
Shan Yumu: Oh... It used to be
Xiang Rui: I want to kiss Miaomiao, and we can live our own lives.
Shan Yumu: Oh...
Xiang Rui (cold face): Divorce as soon as the five-year period is over.
Shan Yumu (I knew it earlier): Okay. (It's so easy to leave as soon as you say it. If you want something beautiful, it won't let you get what you want!)
Small theater 1
Shen Yutao ran to the toilet in confusion, and found that the little brother he was attracted to was next to him. His dark eyes lit up, and he took off his pants without hesitation and peed on the good-looking little brother's trousers.
Shan Yumu:? ? ?
Shen Tuotuo: Mark it and it will be mine from now on.
Shan Yumu's hands shook, where did this little puppy come from?
Only later did I realize that I was wrong. How could I look like a lonely puppy? This is obviously a little wolf cub, what is the purpose of crying if he doesn't get fucked?
Small theater 2
Shan Yumu (a man who has been abstinent for N years has charming eyes): Husband, give me a hug, kiss and hold me high~
Shen Yuantuo (picking up his crutched lover in a funny way): It's all up to you.
The marriage lasted for seven years on the surface, and the divorce agreement was finally signed with a wave of his hand. Xiang Rui was originally happy, but on the eve of the divorce, he was caught in bed in the master bedroom where he had never slept.
Xiang Rui's usually calm face couldn't hold back: Dog boy, boy, I thought you had a crush on me.
Xiang Rui (staring closely): Did he force you? I saw you crying.
Shan Yumu (emmm): ... That's... So refreshing...
Xiang Rui (grinding his molars): Little wolf cub!
Xiang Rui posted: Help, I have been married to my sweetheart for 7 years, and my wife, who I have never eaten, was taken away and eaten by my first love's brother, that little wolf cub. I'm so angry! I want to demolish my home! ! ! How to vent this hatred for taking my wife! ! !
Everyone downstairs said: Yes, let you do it.
This is a story that could have been about getting married first and then falling in love, but unfortunately after being reborn for the third time, he suddenly woke up, took off the heavy filter, and began to deal with the one-way love relationship. However, he was as slow as ever and did not take it seriously. His wife was abducted by his first love's brother in front of him.
You see, you may not have the most satisfactory results in your life three times over, but you can still gain (sexual) happiness by taking a step back and changing your life.
Demining: Change of attack, double cleansing, childbirth, gentle and abstinent, but actually boring and coquettish male lead VS VS young super-favorite giant who flirts with shota gong. When he reaches adulthood, he no longer has a shota body.