Someone asked, "How did the peerlessly magnificent Shu Lou Long Su come to be?"
Someone replied, "Of course, it was me. Still me."
Someone followed up, "Oh? Do you have any proof?"
Someone replied, "He climbed out of my belly. Does that count?"
Someone asked disdainfully, "You're so vulgar. How could you possibly..."
Someone replied scornfully, "Pah! A child doesn't think their mother is ugly. You, you two-faced traitor with smoke coming out of your head and sores on your feet, nobody wants you at your age. That's your fate..."
This is the story of how the Confucian sect's leader grew up under the influence of a transmigrator. I hope to write something lively and funny. Here's hoping it works.
