This story is entirely fictional.
If you can't handle landmines, don't come in.
If you do, be sure to bring a lightning rod.
Otherwise, if anything goes wrong, Li won't be responsible.
Readers who jump into this pit need to be patient. Xiao Li doesn't like being rushed to update.
Xiao Li's stories will never be VIP-only, because they're not worth it...
Readers who jump into this pit mustn't swear. Feel free to give it a low rating, but please point out Li's shortcomings tactfully.
Wow, nice article! Author's reply: Three grams of oil~