Bro, Fancy a Trip to the Traffic Bureau?

As the population of the Immortal Realm exploded, accidents caused by people recklessly flying their swords became increasingly frequent. A few highly respected immortals put their heads together and decided to learn from the highly civilized mortal world. And so... The Immortal Realm Traffic Control Bureau came into being, and Lu Jinge was appointed its first director! New officials start by making a show of authority. Lu Jinge waved his brush and wrote a couplet, then hung it on the bureau's front gate. First line: Drunk driving, speeding, overloaded Second line: I'll lock your ass up Horizontal scroll: Street racing? Ha. On the first day the Traffic Control Bureau opened (?), an on-duty immortal reported: "Boss! A delivery guy with flying feet is speeding! We can't catch him!" Lu Jinge: "Altitude, coordinates. All right, give me five minutes." On-duty immortal: "...Boss, even without speeding, it takes us thirty minutes to get there!" Lu Jinge: "On Immortal Name Mountain, there's no one Lu Jinge is afraid of!" Qiu Qian, finally caught, glanced calmly at Lu Jinge... and casually sped up. Lu Jinge... couldn't catch up. A short-tempered, innocent, bashful uke x a narcissistic, penny-pinching, shameless old rogue of a seme Theme: