The Leisurely Life of a Cat

The daily life of an infertile tomcat [Accident] Tang Miao: What's our slogan! All the cats: Help Da Huang lose weight! Learn to speak Mandarin properly! Become a cat with the three virtues, striding into the new century! From then on, every day, the cats kept an eye on Da Huang to make sure he was meeting his weight-loss goals: Eat smaller meals more often, and exercise more. Caught sneaking food? Get ready to meet the kitty kung fu! Da Huang: ...I won't sneak food anymore, QAQ Anyway, the blurb is a total mess. Just know it's a cat story (flops over). Reader's guide The writing style changes from time to time, but at heart, it's still absurd comedy (?) The author has terminal laziness, so updates are irregular. Amateur writing, with the logic barely holding together. [Important] This story may be abandoned! Read with caution! Updates are posted between 8:00 and 10:00. Anything posted at other times is a revision. Theme: