As I Hear It, Kisses Beat Words

Name: As I Hear It, Kisses Beat Words
Author: A Passing Commoner

如是我闻不如吻我

by A Passing Commoner (路过的老百姓)

Status: Completed
Length: 233k Words
Genre: Romance
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 7y ago
Source: JJWXC

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This story goes premium on January 4, starting with Chapter 22. If you've already read it, don't buy it again!

Click the top-right corner. This empty-nester would love a follow and a little affection. Mwah. My new xianxia story, The Years I Spent Summoning My Senior Brother's Spirit, is updating now.

Blurb for the new story:

"Senior Brother, do you remember when Master made us sleep in the same bed as children? You always held me from behind, afraid I'd stumble and roll off the edge."

"Senior Brother, do you remember when we went boating on the lotus pond as children? I was seven, you were eleven, and we were as close as childhood sweethearts."

"Senior Brother, do you remember when we studied the Dao at the Jade Emperor Palace? I nodded off, and you protected me from Master's punishment. Your junior brother is truly grateful."

"Senior Brother, do you remember the first time we went down the mountain to seek enlightenment? That night in the black temple, you were afraid I'd catch cold, so you took off your robe and laid it over me..."

"Senior Brother, do you remember when we were beset by demons and monsters? You stood in front of me and took seventeen or eighteen knife wounds in my place... Senior Brother..."

Shen Ruwang let out a drunken burp, hugged a filthy jar, and spoke to the air.

He laughed and cried, as though somewhere in the unseen world, a ghost with seven wandering souls and three drifting spirits might hear him.

Luohong Mountain had fallen apart. The mountain gate had burned down, the Scripture Pavilion had been destroyed, the Myriad-Era Demon Venerable had emerged, the Ghost King of Fengdu had thrown the human world into chaos, and the Great Xing Dynasty had changed hands.

But Shen Ruwang didn't care.

He spent every day getting thoroughly drunk. Then, one day three years later, in the palace tower of a prince's residence, with red candles lit all around him, he was still babbling away. At times, he wore the bloodstained women's clothes his senior sisters had left behind, putting on a performance of The Return of the Soul, his senior brother's favorite opera.

"The living may die, the dead may live... But how could you ever remember..."

The halls and pavilions that had once been quiet and still rippled with a hint of movement.

Then, suddenly, a voice picked up where he had left off.

Wet hair brushed against his neck, cold as ice.

"Junior Brother, your Senior Brother remembers it all."

"Oh my god, there's a ghost!"

Story blurb:

A catgirl and a bald monk solve cases in the underworld: The newly arrived, unregistered catgirl Mao Sanhen uses force to subdue the underworld's super-S-class monk Zai Cheng, only to get tricked into carving their names into the Three Lives Stone and binding their fates together. A heart-wrenching tale of a couple making everyone else jealous.

To solve her registration problem, Mao Sanhen has to sell herself into service as the monk's personal bodyguard. On her first day as a new cat on the job, the first fires she starts are right under her boss's nose.

Wronged souls with only minor sins in the Infernal Prison, spirits lingering for millennia by the Naihe Bridge, and lovesick female ghosts causing a ruckus in the Hall of Yama: no matter the case, even if it spans two lives across the boundary between yin and yang, Mao Sanhen will get to the bottom of it!

As days and nights pass, affection quietly takes root. She wanders alone, her future ordinary and uncertain, and after all their twists and turns, she never manages to leave his world behind.

Mao Sanhen's biggest worry: The monk-raising manual says you're not supposed to feed monks fish. But what about dried fish?

Monk Zai Cheng's biggest worry: If I give up being a monk and marry her right now, will I need to wear a wig?

He can save all the people in the world, yet somehow he can't save her. So he feeds his whole Buddha heart to the cat.

A cool, bald monk x a mighty little she-cat. One-on-one romance, guaranteed sweet indulgence!

My completed story, My Cross-Dressing Immortal, is also available. Enjoy!

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Is this one coming after another, and each one is stronger than the last :)
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