[Western Crossover] Time Rift

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The Villains Are All Cupids [Western Crossover]

System mission:

Choose your destiny as a villain.

1. Conquer the world with your looks.

2. Build a better nation on the ruins.

3. Become a sacrificial stepping stone for the hero.

4. Random.

Our protagonist, a dissolute looks-obsessed romantic, decisively chose 1.

But with the number pad, his hand slipped and he pressed 4.

System: Congratulations! Your random villain destiny is... the god of love, Cupid.

Mission: Enter different worlds and bring every couple to a happy ending.

Today's protagonist is exhausted, too. Please, everyone, stop causing trouble.

If he fails his villain mission, he'll have to go home and inherit a fortune worth hundreds of billions.

Tentative couples: #Batman/Superman #Aquaman/Brother #Thor/Loki #Steve/Bucky #Spider-Man/Iron Man #Erik/Charles #Logan/Scott #Holmes/Watson #Glass-Rubbing #Uncle Squad

FBI Warning: Reading this story may cause your brain to short-circuit. Those preparing for the college entrance exam should stay away.

[Story Blurb]

I'm the wimpy little secretary Batman sold to the Avengers. On my very first mission as a field agent, Captain America gave me a thorough dressing-down and forbade me from taking part in any more dangerous missions.

Fine, he can dislike me all he wants. He's the boss, after all. But why on earth does he have to move in with me?

At the same time, countless rifts in time suddenly appeared all over the world, awakening memories many people had of parallel timelines.

As Loki said, this caused a great deal of chaos and conflict, but also brought together some couples whose relationships had once ended badly.

But what caused the rifts in time? And what is the mastermind behind them trying to accomplish?

Me: How many chapters have we gone through now? I haven't even kissed the blond hunk yet!

My mutant cheat: Get lost! I'm in love with your ex! Keep talking and I'll kill you!

Me: "Feeling wronged.jpg" I need Steve to kiss me, hug me, and lift me up before I'll feel better.

[Character Profile]

The original protagonist is a first-person male receiver who looks like Professor X before he turned into a bald egg. Narrow waist, long legs, and easy to push over.

One word to describe him: gorgeous.

He's capable in every way, soft and adorable, sharp-tongued but timid at heart, and never lets the team down when it matters.

The male lead is Captain America. He's a little domineering toward the protagonist, but sometimes very indulgent.

This is what Captain America is like (view the animated image on the web version):

[Hollywood Actors Get New Jobs: There's Something for Everyone]

A wild mix of couples: #Batman/Superman #Thor/Loki #Spider-Man/Iron Man #Logan/Scott #Erik/Charles #Holmes/Watson #Gellert/Dumbledore #Draco/Harry #Winter Soldier/Black Widow #Harry/Eggsy/Harry #Thor/Bilbo #Space Husbands #Ghost Ship ME #Arya/Hermione

Marvel: The Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Captain Marvel, Guardians of the Galaxy, S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Deadpool, Green Lantern, three versions of Hulk, three versions of Spider-Man

DC: Justice League, Suicide Squad

British and American films: Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Sherlock Holmes, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Pacific Rim, The Social Network, Kingsman, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Pirates of the Caribbean, Alexander, King Arthur, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Bourne Identity, The Passion of the Christ, Fright Night, Troy, Now You See Me

British and American TV series: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, Person of Interest, The Tudors, Forever, American Gods, Legends of Tomorrow, and many more

More may be added from time to time. No guarantee of how much screen time each will get.

[Story Excerpt]

Shocking! Iron Man and the original Captain Marvel have dressed up as Holmes and Watson to investigate a case!

And another Holmes-and-Watson duo, Doctor Strange and CIA agent Ross, have also shown up at the crime scene!

Mr. Thor's son and Wonder Woman's boyfriend, Enterprise captain Kirk, suddenly appears and wants to draw Doctor Strange's blood to save his first officer with the bowl cut.

Loki says his kidney-stabbing knife is ready.

The original Captain Marvel turns into Dumbledore in the blink of an eye,

then goes looking for the white-haired pirate of the Caribbean, Grindelwald, to duel with magic using two sticks.

The little green elf prince comes to break up the fight and takes Grindelwald, who is also a pirate,

to watch his elven father paint himself blue from head to toe

and awkwardly dance with Star-Lord, Professor X's former rival in love.

[About the Author]

A lifelong fan of Western fandoms, occasionally turning into a hater when emotions run high. Read with caution if that bothers you.

[Timeline]

2018/11/01: As usual, I revised the story at the end of the month. The summary of the late-October revisions is at the end of Chapter 25.

2018/10/23: On October 20, the New Author Rankings had already dropped off after a month. I forgot to check during the last few days, but last week I saw that it was No. 11 on the Pure Love rankings and No. 12 on the Derivative Fiction rankings. The results were pretty good. Thank you all for adding it to your collections and leaving comments!

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