This Guard Is Not to Be Messed With

Pre-release: The Harem Has a Stunning Beauty in Its Midst. Waving a little handkerchief and begging you to bookmark it! The current emperor, Jing She, feared nothing under heaven, but when it came to his own little guard, he... turned into a coward. "Your Majesty, the Western Regions have sent us a beauty. She is graceful and enchanting, with a most alluring charm..." Jing She (waving his hands repeatedly): "No, no! My guard says overly seductive women can bring a country to ruin! Send her away!" "Your Majesty, every lady selected for the palace this year is clever and gracious, gentle and lovely. The finest among them is Miss Lin..." Jing She (looking disdainful): "What's so good about a woman who's all soft and delicate? Look at my beloved Guard Qingqing. She can lift two full-grown pigs with one hand! Hurry up and drive them all away. Not one of them stays!" "Your Majesty, just now, Consort Yi tried to poison Guard Xiao. But Guard Xiao beat her up instead. She's now kneeling at the palace gate, sobbing and begging you to give her justice..." Jing She (flipping the table in a fury): "How could my harem have such a vicious, scheming woman? She nearly hurt my beloved minister! Send her to the Cold Palace at once!" The officials began to worry: His Majesty dislikes women, yet spends every day with a guard. Could he be a man who prefers men? The tearful prime minister spoke up: "Your Majesty is ruler of the realm. There is nothing wrong with enjoying a guard's company, but the imperial succession is of great importance. I urge Your Majesty to take it seriously!" Jing She (narrowing his eyes): "I know how important the imperial succession is. That's why I've found myself a strong, healthy woman who can knock down ten men with her bare hands. She looks like she'll be excellent at bearing children. I won't have to worry about my safety or my heirs for the rest of my life." Xiao Fengqing (rolling her eyes): "Keep dreaming." Pre-release: The Harem Has a Stunning Beauty in Its Midst, a fun and hilarious story. New completed novel: My Husband Is Gravely Ill. This novel will switch to a paid format on Monday, January 21. The paid chapters will be 32-43, so please don't buy them again if you've already read them. There will be three updates when it goes paid. Thank you all for your continued support, and please keep supporting my new stories as well. Thesis: