I Really Don't Know Metaphysics

Please add my own upcoming stories to your reading list, sob sob sob.

Coming Soon #1: So What If I'm a Jerk? [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb: Lin Zhu, the entertainment industry's number-one pretty face with no talent, was chosen as a System Host and sent to various worlds to complete romance missions.

System: The target is the male lead of this world. He's the best-looking one, with the strongest protagonist aura.

Lin Zhu surveyed the room. One meter eighty-five, broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, rich, young, and handsome. She decided: You're the one.

She tried every trick in the book to raise his affection to one hundred. She even had him pinned to the bed, yet the mission still showed as incomplete.

Wait... did she pursue the wrong person?

Lin Zhu pulled up his pants. "Stay right here. Daddy's going to get you a hat."

Help! How do I pursue the male lead while the villainous boss has 100% affection for me? Please answer online. It's urgent.

Coming Soon #2: Heaven Knows What the Ghost Went Through

To prove that ghosts don't exist, Lin Jianwei took up a camera and roamed places known for paranormal activity every night.

An abandoned school where over a hundred people had died by suicide.

A maternal and child health hospital built on a mass grave.

Daughter's River, filled with the bones of infants.

A remote mountain village where corpses could find their way home on their own.

Facing the camera, Lin Jianwei said: "There are no ghosts in this world. As successors to socialism, everyone repeat after me: 'Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, patriotism, dedication, and trust in science!'"

In the corner of the shot, a pale hand grabbed a ghost by the head and shoved it underground.

"Weiwei is right! Believe in science!"

Believe you and there'd be no ghosts!

My friend's new novel: The Nation's Little Sister Is a Seductive Temptress, by Dage He Bing Kuo Le

My friend's upcoming novel: Becoming a Metaphysics Master, by Mianmianyue. Search the author's page to find it.

Some big shot: Master, master, there's an evil spirit in my house! Please help!

Some rich guy: Master, can you tell my fortune?

Some domineering CEO: Master, I'd like to buy a lucky charm.

Yun Nuonuo: I really don't know anything about metaphysics...

Some school bully: Sweetheart, I want to have my fortune told about my future marriage.

Yun Nuonuo: Sure, sure!~\(≧▽≦)/~

Blurb:

When country girl Yun Nuonuo first came to the big city for school, she remembered her master and senior brothers' advice very well: Don't let anyone know you can tell their fortunes at a glance, and don't let anyone find out you can exorcise ghosts.

The school bully Ye Jiu realized his sweet deskmate was acting a little strange. Every day she came to class with dark circles under her eyes. "At night, do you..." Go clubbing?

Yun Nuonuo: "I wasn't out catching ghosts!"

Ye Jiu: ...

I'm terrible at writing blurbs! Please give the story a try!

Author's notes:

1. She's sweet and innocent, not stupid. My writing is rough, so please be gentle.

2. A 1v1 paranormal romantic comedy. It's really not scary.

3. If we don't see eye to eye, please don't argue!

My good friends' novels:

She Bewitches the World [Quick Transmigration], by Dage He Bing Kuo Le. A Quick Transmigration story about taking down scumbags.

Cultivation to Save the Shura Arena, by Zhai Miao. Reliable updates, a satisfying power fantasy.

Falling in Love at the Psychiatric Hospital, by Mianmianyue. This one has ghost hunting too!

The Championship and Her, She Wants It All [Reborn], by Manyi Zhi. Reborn esports.

If you're interested, please check them out~

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