My second book full of embarrassing old writing. Read with caution.
Warning up front: After the founding of the country, monsters can become spirits.
To support the national two-child policy, Lu Wenqing decides to get together with the senior he's had a crush on for years, even though he's a man and can't have children.
Who knew a System would suddenly appear out of nowhere? It tells him that since spirits aren't allowed to form after the founding of the country, and he's the only one among all those animals to become one, he has to be punished!
The punishment is... to successfully lay a snake egg and hatch it.
WTF? He's male! He'd rather die than suffer this humiliation. Laying a snake egg is impossible!
A man's dignity won't allow it, so he bows his head!
The System chuckles. The two-child policy is in effect now. So what if you're a man? You have the guts to like men, but not to lay an egg?
Lu Wenqing curses furiously. "Oh, get lost! There are plenty of men with dicks, so why should I be the one to lay an egg? Get out! I'm not doing it!"
Click to read about a sexy little male snake laying an egg live.
This story is ridiculous!
In one sentence: As a male snake, you have to show off your charms and make your beloved completely smitten!
A sweet story, with egg-laying scenes! Though they come much later!
Recommended ongoing story by a friend: I Rule the School Thanks to My Desk Mate by Ming Yue: A poor student becomes a top student, and rivals become a couple.
Upcoming story:
Lin Shenran is cold and indifferent, plays with people's feelings, and is a thoroughly scummy seme.
One day, his cheating ways catch up with him. He dies... and is reborn!
After being reborn, Lin Shenran is bound to a scummy seme reform System.
System: Host, please mend your ways and become a uke.
Lin Shenran: Impossible! Don't be ridiculous! I'd rather die than be a uke!
System: Request acknowledged, Host. Initiating death.
Lin Shenran: ??? Wait, wait, wait... I, I, I'll mend my ways!
System: You should have just listened. You had to go looking for death!
The System gives him a little country chicken. Faced with someone this tacky and unsophisticated, Lin Shenran questions his life. He wouldn't even want to sleep with someone like this as a seme, let alone be the uke!
Lin Shenran: I demand a replacement! I really can't bring myself to do it...
System: Replacements won't help with your reform. He's your lifeline. If you don't sleep with him, you die!
Lin Shenran closes his eyes and resigns himself to his fate, figuring he might as well die sooner and be reborn sooner. How is it that by the end, this little country chicken is getting more and more handsome the more he sleeps with him?
A story about a scummy seme mending his ways and becoming a uke, and a little country chicken who gets more irresistible with every taste.
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So sweet!
It's better to be with Yun Qiao
It's so confusing, the plot doesn't follow the previous chapter
Madam, I'm going to take it off. Say goodbye. Also, do you want to run? Together
1551 Finally found an update
Want to see the cute baby, big!
Emmmm, the update is so slow and I feel so tired
Hello, is the author still there?
What about the legendary extra?
Why is there no update? What about the extras?