A Twenty-First-Month Conversation

As a famous recluse and health-conscious prince, Lance had seen at least thousands of girls. He never expected that one day he'd fall for a human girl who looked every bit like a naive young thing.

Well, so be it. After being bored for so long, it wouldn't hurt to find something to do. He was just about to get a little closer to the girl when she sprang a "surprise" on him first.

The girl: "So, do you like what you see?"

"..." Lance said, "...Sorry, I think I walked onto the wrong set."