(Cultivation) Thanks for Asking, I Just Got Off My Flying Sword and I'm at the Xuan Gu Sect

Lin Qiandai transmigrated into the cultivation world, trembling with fear and convinced she had landed in a dark forest where the strong preyed on the weak, until she discovered that the transmigrators who came before her had already defeated the Heavenly Dao and remade the cultivation world into a place with compulsory education.

That aloof Daoist heir, Dai Mufeng, who supposedly had an extraordinary gift and unfathomable cultivation, was actually an incredibly laid-back slacker. His greatest goal in life was "Don't come looking for me. Just let me sit here in peace."

That kind-faced Buddhist heir, Wudi, who always seemed to be meditating with his eyes closed and had a "just go with the flow" look for everyone, was secretly the most competitive cultivator in the whole world. He got up in the middle of the night to practice, working so hard that his fellow disciples were driven to despair.

Her eldest brother looked gentle and refined, always smiling, but in truth he was a chatterbox who could ramble about trivial matters for half a teacup's time. His stern-faced senior brother had endured years of twitching temples from being pestered by him.

The hot-blooded, leveling-up protagonist Andy declared every day, "I'm going to become the strongest man in the cultivation world!" Then the PE teacher would make him run ten laps, and he'd flop onto the ground crying, "Strategic rest!"

The seemingly lazy Shangguan Rongwen planned a Demon King storyline for himself every day, convinced he was destined to turn evil and become the ultimate boss.

The imagination-prone, naturally airheaded Jiang Yao could go from "Lend me your homework" to imagining the name of their future child, racing further ahead than anyone else.

As for Lin Qiandai herself, her gentle, aloof demeanor was an act. Cutting remarks and snarky commentary were her daily routine.

Later, someone saw Xiao Hao knock a cultivator at the Out-of-Body stage flying while he was only at the Core Formation stage.

Xiao Hao: That was an accident.

Everyone: Who do you think you're fooling? What are you, anyway?!

Xiao Hao: ...Just an ordinary person. Really, just an ordinary person.

His body may have gotten smaller, but his mind was just as sharp. Senior Brother Xiao Hao, expressionless as ever, had a life that seemed to start even before the story did. He could predict the future, as if he had been reborn or transmigrated into a book. Is he my golden finger grandpa?

Theme: Deconstruct cultivation with a modern mindset, fight absurdity with snark, and live earnestly amid misunderstandings and laughter.