Dad: I have a great and difficult mission for you to complete. You must give it two hundred percent effort. Remember, this is all for the Alliance!
Ren Jiashu: All right, Dad! So what do I have to do?
Dad: Work hard to win the favor of the big shots!
W-wait, Dad. Are you sure this is what a big shot's favor looks like?
Senior Lu: Junior, don't you like my red underwear? It's a limited-edition collectible from the year 7102! Superman is invincible because he wears his red underwear on the outside! Take this pair, and it will grant you the power of a god. (Determined stare)
President Feng: I picked up this little turtle back in the newbie village. It was my first pet, and I leveled it all the way up. It's absolutely the only max-level little turtle in existence! Hey, don't tell me only rookies use pets. I even got it a full set of level 150 gear, so you'll look great taking it out with you!
The Composer: I usually write things down on paper when inspiration strikes. Don't be fooled by this crumpled piece of paper, it's worth a million. Really... Oh, what? Beef stir-fried with green peppers, and don't overcook the beef? Ahem, that's for my next song, the theme for a food drama!
Ren Jiashu: What kind of nonsense is all this?!
I feel like I can't get enough of it qwq