The Male Leads I've Met Over the Years

Back when I was still transmigrating all the time, I met all sorts of amazing little companions. Some got caught up in deadly love triangles, some were so hot-blooded they went overboard, and some were always inexplicably shouting at the sky in grief and anger. It got so awkward that I didn't know what to do. Later, after reading some of their human books, I finally learned there was a collective name for them: "male leads." Huh? You want to know who I am? I'm the Heavenly Dao you sass every day. Shh, keep your voice down. Don't let him hear you. I'm afraid that silly boy will be so embarrassed he'll want to die. Content warning: First-person comedic ranting. The female lead's gender is unclear at first; she could be male or female. The male lead is tentatively the protagonist of a trash-to-treasure story... I'm just writing this for fun, so it probably won't be very long.