[Revision and rethink began on November 14, 2020]
[On December 18, 2022, I finally gave up struggling and posted a rough outline to bring the story to an end. I'm sorry.]
Author's note: Thank you for coming to listen to my stand-up routine.
--- Blurb ---
I'm a villain, an emotionless killer, and the final boss of a novel.
At this very moment, I'm facing the greatest crisis of my life. I held back during our duel, but the hero still couldn't beat me. So I gave him another chance, and he still couldn't win...
After many rounds of fighting, I finally accepted the cruel reality: the protagonist was hopelessly weak. So I decided to retire and leave the business behind. I'm going to roam the jianghu instead.
(The daily life of a villain who can't keep playing with the righteous: showing off, playing the victim, and radiating charm. A beautiful villain takes center stage! When a sharp-tongued reader transmigrates into a book as the enemy of a domineering protagonist, how will he survive in the cracks of this idiotic plot?)
Content warnings:
Before transmigrating into a book, the protagonist was a hot-tempered girl who was obsessed with villain characters in novels. After transmigrating, she becomes an incredibly beautiful male villain. So expect things like "a man's body with a woman's mannerisms" and "a cold male idol suddenly admiring his own looks." But don't worry, gender doesn't matter at all.
[Chapters 1-35] First-person narration. The protagonist loves to crack jokes and never stops talking.
[Chapter 36 to the end] Third-person narration, with an ensemble cast.
The protagonist is incredibly strong, so strong that even when he tries to hand someone a kill, it ends with him casually taking them out instead. But because of his villain's fate, he's a complete coward and is always exasperated by the righteous side. He occasionally swears.
Theme: To be added
I'm crying... Even if there are no more chapters, please let me make a side story. Please, I don't want Wu Zhiyao to stay halfway in another world forever. I don't know what kind of protagonist I wanted to create at the beginning, but what I saw was a poor person who was forced to terminate her own life and was forced to participate in other people's lives. No one here knows her, no one knows her past, and she was twenty years ago Several years have become meaningless in an instant. She seems to know Yang, but only on paper. In this place where she knows but is completely unfamiliar, she can't find anyone who agrees with her views and beliefs. She even behaves and speaks out of tune with this world. No matter how many people she meets, she still feels like she is alone... So, at least give her a place to stay.
The heroine To beat the king, you need to get a buff first. Isn't it going to be half-baked at the end? She didn't say she didn't have time, nor did she say what she did to hurt her.
It's so bad, you've already become an immortal and you still use earthen methods to dig dirt. It's so miserable.
Can't you practice your skills and run around? , One moment the world's strength ceiling is high and the fights are lively, and the next moment the noob takes two steps back when something happens, it's really shameful, and you are a coward to cultivators, I can still think you are unfamiliar with it, and now you, as a cultivator, are nodding and bowing to an annoying person, and you are willing to be used, it is even more shameless. You said you want to save the child, you just save it, the protagonist can't come out Sound is a matter of being entrusted by others to be loyal. You are messing with it. If you can't see the world, you have to combine your strength. Whether it is to establish a sect or to have peace in the prosperous age, you have to plan it. You said you want to run wild, but now you seem to be a toad with no morals. In short, when will the protagonist be established? I want to jump.
Xiao Wu is so bad hhhhhhhh I love it so much
Kexin liked Jinglan and found her setting to be particularly interesting.
HhhhhhhhThe talent of being a bad guy
They talked for a long time, I was so happy
. . . I always feel that the protagonist Yazi is not very smart
Um? Is Leader Li overturning here?