Off-the-wall blurb:
This is a legendary tale about a monster inside who looks male but is biologically female. Given a mission by Heaven, she arrives at Rikkai and launches into fierce battle with a pig, a tea egg, a blind man, an iceberg, a fox, a gentleman, and a saint (?).
What a fierce battle it is! Bodies litter the ground, and blood gushes like a spring (Type A, Type B, Type AB, Type O).
The results: the pig starts dieting, the tea egg grows hair, the blind man gains far-sight, the iceberg becomes a volcano, the fox starts eating vegetarian, the gentleman becomes rude, and the saint gloriously turns into Jesus...
The heroine's profile:
Name: Kirihara Touya
Gender: See the blurb.
Age: An older unmarried woman
Personality: Loves making snarky comments and likes all kinds of little animals. Likes watching tennis, but not playing it.
Good at: English, snarky comments, sprinting, video games
Bad at: Everything besides the things she's good at
Type of guy she likes: Handsome and someone she clicks with
Current school: Rikkai University Affiliated Junior and Senior High School, senior high division
Um... one more thing:
For some reason, Touya went to America for two years and then came back, transferring to Rikkai. She's a fraternal twin with the seaweed-head, but she didn't want to take the high school entrance exam (do they even have those in Japan?), so she went straight into high school. And since the level of study at American schools is different from that in Japan, she's three years behind in everything except English... So her grades are absolutely terrible.
That's all.
Hope you enjoy this story I made up for fun~ I haven't decided on the male lead yet, so grab a magnifying glass and look for sparks between them.
Very loving~ Sprinkle flowers...
This article is meant to be a rant~~The author's reply: Oops, it was discovered
In fact, Chengye, as long as you continue to wear men's clothes, you are already cheating. . . Author's reply: Very... Very good complaint... —V—
It's been a long time since I came here and it's been updated. . . A certain Luo was so moved (with tears in his eyes) the author replied: Am I not so diligent in updating? (Turns over the table) But he doesn't seem to be very diligent (black line)
It's been a while since there was an update, right? There are classmates on the Spring Equinox. This is a serious problem, right? So update soon, okay? I won't update again, haha... The author's reply: ... I just won't update, why! What... Ground... I'd better update it...
Ahhhh, I haven't seen an update for a long time~ I really want to see it~! When will it be updated next time so that we can have an accurate result? ~ [Biting handkerchief like a resentful woman] Author's reply: That word "Nai" is so lovely As for the next update time... It has already been decided! February 30th, eh It will be updated on that day (laughing slyly)
Embarrassing~! At first we thought we were in Ouran It turns out to be the public relations department of Lihai University~! Embarrassing~~ But it's easy to do~! Author's reply: Ouran... Tachikai... Aogaku... Hyouti... In fact, everyone is a male publicist, huh?
Sigh, we have also experienced the feeling of fashion, and we have a cold and a fever. . . Nai's updates are really slow. Author's reply: The update speed... Isn't it almost the end of the semester... Hold your claws, it's really uncomfortable to have a cold, but I'm fine now
Turns out Noya knows~ Can the goddess appear a little more (star eyes) The cutest thing among us is the goddess. The author replies: Well, the Lord won't show up for the time being, right? But we are also very cute with him~!! -V- Well! He will appear frequently! But he is not expected to be the male protagonist.
Actually stopped here. . . Wow, this is enough to whet our appetite! Flip the table! Author's reply: ... Am I really unscrupulous... -V-