My Deadly Retainer Is a Loyal Hound

Love at first sight? A fated connection in a dream?

Liu Lang had always scoffed at those phrases. Hah, just excuses for being attracted to someone's looks, dressed up to sound nice.

But ask her about her and her loyal dog, and she'll say with absolute conviction: If someone who can divine the future dreams, can you really call it a dream?! She and Shiyi were fated in a past life!

Ugh... It's actually pretty great.

My face hurts, QAQ.

Now, as for her Shiyi, that's a long story...

He's a blockhead! A colossal blockhead!

He's always ready to brave any danger for her, and would gladly die for her grand ambitions the very next second.

And yet he has no idea that Liu Lang's grand ambition is to elope with him.

So... meow meow meow?!

"Shiyi, why are you hurt again?! I'm telling you, this is the last time! If you dare get hurt again, I'll..."

After her hundred-and-eighth threat, her loyal dog still just stared ahead in silence, his face stern.

Seeing how angry she was, Shiyi silently knelt to beg forgiveness.

As expected, that successfully made her bristle.

"Damn it! Stop kneeling! Come inside with me and let's talk about life and ideals!"

Question... How do I get this blockhead to catch on?

I'm waiting for an answer. It's urgent!

[Next Sweet Romance]

[Today, I'm Flirting Awkwardly with the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Again]

[Looks-obsessed, dramatic cutie x all-talk, no-nonsense real eunuch]

Rumor has it that the wicked eunuch has committed yet another heinous deed, abducting an innocent young woman to be his companion!

But Qi Ran, the "innocent young woman" in the rumor, says, "Don't make things up! I didn't! I did it on purpose! Hehehe!"

As a woman of impeccable principles who loves handsome faces, she always owns up to what she does. She's never denied that from the first time she saw him, she wanted to haul that eunuch straight home.

She just likes that he's good-looking! So what?! (She says righteously.)

Qi Ran: "Don't let me see you, or I'll fall for you every time I do!"

The Nine-Thousand-Year-Old: ...

Qi Ran: "I don't think I can call you by your name. I should call you 'Your Highness,' because you're the one I love!"

The Nine-Thousand-Year-Old: ...

Qi Ran: "Nine-Thousand-Year-Old, don't you get tired? You've been running around in my heart all day!"

The Nine-Thousand-Year-Old: "Oh. I'm looking for the exit."

Qi Ran: "Huh?!"

(She clutches her chest!)

"No! The door is locked shut!"

The road to winning his heart is long, but Qi Ran works hard at it every day.

Even if he's a hard, stubborn, smelly old rock, given how handsome he is, sooner or later she'll... tame him!