Even Ghosts Run Away from You

A blurb by someone who can't write blurbs: Li Yaoran transfers from a local newspaper to a big city. Isn't she supposed to interview people and write articles? Why does she spend every day helping people catch ghosts? [Reading Guide] 1. The heroine can look rustic or fashionable, and can be either the dominant or the submissive partner. 2. Supernatural incidents that aren't scary. 3. Wildly made-up, indulgent wish fulfillment. [Bonus Scene 1] Li Yaoran: "Hey, your forehead looks dark. You might have a fiery disaster coming your way." Colleague: "Come here, newbie. Let me explain the Scientific Outlook on Development to you..." Li Yaoran: "Editor Meng, the feng shui in your office is bad. Let me rearrange things for you." Editor Meng: "Shoo, shoo. Don't bring the superstitions from your village in here..." [Bonus Scene 2] The Xuanwu Sect has lost its Turtle God, so Li Yaoran comes alone to the big city to search for their deity. She runs into the mysterious big shot Wei Ming. How can a mere mortal like him scare all these ghosts so badly they're pissing themselves? Li Yaoran: "Hey, brother, you've got good potential. Want to catch ghosts with me?" Wei Ming's inner monologue: I've dealt with ghosts for thousands of years. I've really had enough. "Can I say no?" Li Yaoran: "...Fine." But why do I run into you everywhere? Are you sure you're not trying to steal my business? Wei Ming: "...!@#￥%..." It was a coincidence, purely a coincidence... Thanks to my friend Geshu Lan for making the cover. Check out her work, "A Romance Worth Hundreds of Millions [Online Game]." Coming next: "The Concubine-Born Daughter Is a Lingzhi Spirit" Blurb: A thousand-year-old lingzhi is accidentally dug up and, after being passed along, ends up at the Gu residence. Just when all hope seems lost, it finds a little girl who has died behind a pile of firewood in the kitchen. A flash of inspiration strikes the lingzhi. It unleashes its thousand-year-old spiritual wisdom and attaches its soul to the girl's body. Thus begins the human-life comeback of the Gu family's seventh young lady, Gu Yiren, also known as the Heavenly Mountain Child Grandma. Weibo: q Xiaoran Xuan p Theme: