Quick Transmigration: The Scumbag's Father

A scumbag is simply the result of a crooked father setting a bad example. To reform a scumbag, his dad has to be a good role model! Raising children isn't just a woman's job... In short: This is a quick-transmigration story about a scumbag who doesn't realize what a scumbag he is, and who sets out to become a good husband and father. A friendly warning: The male lead is a scumbag who doesn't know he's a scumbag. Read with caution. Ninety percent of this novel is protected against piracy. If you see a protected chapter before the required percentage is reached, it will be replaced after 48 hours. I hope all you lovely readers understand. Beibei has to eat, too. The author accepts negative reviews, so feel free to leave one if you wish. But the author does not tolerate personal attacks. Please don't insult the author, or the author will switch to venomous mode. Don't blame me if you get hurt. Thanks for your cooperation. The characters' values do not represent the author's values. Please don't pin labels on the author. Coming soon: "Quick Transmigration: The Educator" In the north is Xie Guangkun, whose sheer size is too much for the lands within and beyond the mountains and seas to contain. In the south is Su Daqiang, whose might makes both banks of the Yangtze tremble. In the middle is Song Dazhao, who combines the worst of both, behaving so badly that his children want to bang their heads against a wall. By chance, Song Dazhao downloads the "Listen Along" app, and accidentally gets locked onto by a System called "Educator." Thus begins his bizarre journey of playing both father and mother as he raises his sons and daughters. Song Dazhao: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ What the hell? How did I turn into a woman? And an incredibly ugly woman, at that... Even Huang Guihua looks better than me! I feel sick just looking at myself. _(:зゝ∠)_ In short: An utterly irresponsible scumbag dad is chosen as the Host by a righteous AAP and sent on quick transmigration missions to different worlds, where he plays both father and mother, educates troublesome kids, and becomes a great educator. Theme: