Can Voldemort Become the Lead Singer of a Metal Band?

"Would you be willing to sign a contract and become our band's lead singer?"

"What good is being the Dark Lord? You could lead the Black Metal band and rule a cult instead, you know."

"Would you be willing to grow your hair long?"

"Oh, are you planning to split into seven groups and debut as a boy band? But let me tell you, pop music has no future, and at most you'll get a bunch of gay male fans. Also, your center has no nose. That's really not gonna work..."

"...I'm not Norwegian, I believe in Merlin, I'm not a heathen, I'm not interested in sewing my hand onto a pig's trotter, and I've already got plenty of groupies. How many times do I have to say it?!!!"

Basically, a ridiculous story about trying to convince Voldemort to give up his hopeless career as the Dark Lord and debut as a band's lead singer, competing with Grindelwald for world domination, while warping the entire cast's personalities.

The female lead is Courtney Bolland. She transmigrates into the Marauders' Era and is a massive rock and metal fan. She likes Star Trek more than Star Wars. The story has a magical realism vibe.

The pairing is tentatively Voldemort (although the title includes Voldemort, this is a comedy, so it's easy to end up single for life).