[My Hero Academia] The Hardcore Nature-Loving Heartthrob

The so-called "cool, aloof forest goddess", Lu Jian-chan, is misunderstood again today. Male Classmate A (holding flowers): "Lu Jian-chan, I like you! Please have beast sex with me! I don't mind!!!" Cornered, Lu Jian-chan looked down at her short skirt and thought, I guess I'll take the blame for this one. "Sorry, although..." I wear a skirt, but I'm a guy. Morikawa, who wasn't good with words, explained awkwardly. Then he suddenly felt that the humidity in the air was a little off. He looked up, baffled. Had someone wrung out SpongeBob? A yellow, unidentified object lay on the ground, rapidly shrinking in size. Water kept pouring out of it, and on closer inspection, black letters were appearing too. "Goddess... kidnapping... together... get married..." Morikawa: "..." That doesn't sound like anything good. I'd better call the police first. Watching the police bustle about, Morikawa felt like the whole day had been exhausting. Let me introduce myself. My name is Morikawa Shika-mi. My personal trait is "deer." My sex! Is! Male! Because of my personal trait (not), I can only wear skirts. How pitiful (wonderful). A wicked smile.jpg I don't know how to write a blurb TAT This is my first time writing, so there'll definitely be OOC! If you don't like it, please don't go out of your way to make yourself miserable by reading it all. Elementary-school-level writing, just a running account. Please don't hate it!!! My English is really limited, so I had to make my own fanworks. Don't worry, I won't abandon this. The protagonist is the author's darling: adored, adored, adored, with cheat abilities. The protagonist absolutely will not suffer.