Next book: The Original Female Lead Who Was Sold
Blurb: An Linlang began learning the An family's cooking at the age of three. At twenty-three, after earning the title of head chef of Tianxiang Private Kitchen, she won the Sichuan cuisine competition, only to die in a car accident. When she opened her eyes again, she'd become an ancient woman clinging to the bars of a cage, waiting to be sold?
Price: Three taels and five qian of silver.
A butcher and two hunters, three burly men from ancient times, are fighting over who gets to buy her.
An Linlang: ???
An old, trembling voice falls upon them: "Ten taels of silver. I'll buy her."
Her new home is utterly destitute: a deserted thatched courtyard far from the village, a lame old woman, a bad-tempered old man with one leg, and a handsome, blind man who seems too beautiful to be real and can't even take care of himself.
Head chef of the An family's Sichuan cuisine, An Linlang sighs, picking up the thirteen-spice seasoning in one hand and a huge iron wok in the other. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Time to get back to my old trade."
The An Family Sichuan Restaurant grows from a remote, impoverished village all the way to the capital. Only then does An Linlang realize: Oh, so I'm the original female lead in a story about a reborn girl discovering she's the real or fake heiress?
"Master, you've recovered. It's time to return to the capital."
The beautiful blind man wipes his mouth. "Tsk."
Blurb One: The Yao Guang Immortal Venerable of Tianyan Sect and the Zhenjun Yue Jian, the foremost young master of the Shen family, have been companions for five hundred years. At last, they achieve their wish and become Daoist partners.
On their wedding day, her direct disciple fails to establish his foundation, and Shen Yunzhi abandons everything to come to his aid.
Surrounded by mockery and facing the wreckage of her wedding, Shan Jiu can't understand why five hundred years of devotion couldn't compare to Hua Shangshang's single smile.
Later, she finds out the truth.
She's the sanctimonious villainess in a beloved disciple-and-master romance story.
Shan Jiu throws her wedding veil to the ground: This venerable one is done with this! Master-disciple romances are all garbage!
From then on, she focuses on the Dao and leaves love alone. Along the way, she picks up a little kid to play with. Life is great.
Shen Yunzhi receives a divine revelation that his destined one is out there. Guided by a divination, he brings her home when she is young, takes her as his disciple, protects her, and helps her become a god. He gives up his Daoist partner and abandons everything for her, only to discover that she's a fate thief who stole someone else's destiny!
The true destined one had been by his side all along.
In a panic, he breaks down in tears, repents, and kneels before Shan Jiu to beg for forgiveness.
The Demon Lord clings to his cheap master's neck: Sorry, she's mine.
Shen Yunzhi scolds him: Coveting your master is outrageous and immoral!
The Demon Lord: I learned it from you.
This is a story about a man chasing his wife until he's reduced to ashes, and a compulsive liar who cries wolf becoming a good person.
Blurb Two: Countless bolts of purple-gold lightning, each as thick as a bowl, come crashing down from the clear blue sky. A disheveled female cultivator runs around clutching her head. The lightning strikes, leaving massive craters everywhere. With nowhere left to hide, she crouches on a rock.
Pointing at her own head, she roars: You want to strike me? Come on! Do it! Aim right here! If I die, that's on me!
Lightning: ...
A tiny bolt splits off and crackles against the female cultivator's head.
She collapses, smoke pouring from her mouth...
A pretty little boy crouches beside her, takes off his shirt to cover her, and says with a knowing nod, "Master, going around naked is asking to get struck by lightning."
The male lead is the Demon Lord, and the female lead is an Immortal Venerable. The male lead's cultivation goes wrong, shrinking his true form, and the female lead takes him in.
Male lead: The incarnation of the laws of the Demon Realm
Male supporting character: The incarnation of the Heavenly Dao
Female lead: A complete piece of work
Ongoing danmei in another pit: Get Me Up, Your Majesty, I Can Still Survive!
Blurb: Su Yubai falls in love with Xue Jiuqing at first sight as soon as he transmigrates into a book. The plot's sword hangs over his head, the coffin lid is waiting for him, and all he can think about is dying beneath the peonies.
The beautiful young man, forced into the role of the top, glares at him with red-rimmed eyes, wanting nothing more than to stab him to death.
At first,
Su Yubai: A determined man can win over any woman. I'll get him eventually.
After a hundred years of throwing himself at him, the male lead remains unmoved and won't even spare him a glance.
Xue Jiuqing: Hah, he's madly in love with me.
Su Yubai: I'm tired. I'm done.
He quits cleanly and says goodbye!
Xue Jiuqing chases him for ninety thousand li with a sword, then slices half a mountain in two right in front of him. Standing alone against a vast army, he declares: Who said you could give up? Keep chasing me!
Author's Weibo: JJ Qifuwei'an. Please add it to your favorites!
Theme: Kindness is the foundation of being human
With the Spring Breeze
The Villainess Wants to Play the CEO for an Episode!
The Lackey
After a Sudden Nervous Breakdown, I Feel Much Better
Pod Zero
I Have Six Chances to Be Reborn
Second Place
Shattered Jade, Exquisite Blossoms
After I Was Cheated On, I Found Myself a CEO
Beastmen Will Never Be Slaves!
The CEO Hired Me to Deal with His Fated Pure-Hearted Heroine
I'm Changing Careers Today!!
If you don't understand, you're reading without thinking at all, right? It is clear that Ling'an is the grass that the male protagonist raised. He moved his nest and let Yu Ling get into the dog hole, but he was the grass that trapped him in the hole? Yu Ling mistakenly thought she was a beautiful sister, but his parents did not expose her. Moreover, it is the author's freedom to write whatever he wants. No matter whether the subject matter is gl, bl, or bg, a good story is a good story. If you don't like it, just close it after reading it and leave some malicious comments.
Can you give me a warning in advance if there are bl jokes in the extra episode? . . . This warning shouldn't be too forced, right?
What a mess, where did Ling'an come from, why are women pretending to be men when they have nothing to do... The last point is really speechless, do you insist on adding some BL to attract attention? The male and female protagonists have become gods. You can't tell whether a child is a boy or a girl. Why would a boy dress up as a girl...
Hey, the ending really poured cold water on me.
I really like the male protagonist, but the ending was a bit rushed and not very satisfying. I cried.
It's pretty good, as long as the sentences don't make sense and the three views are not ruined, isn't this kind of gag extra interesting? Cheers, author (???_??)?
After reading it, I discovered that the author is really good at writing about children. Zhou Ji's writing when he was a child was so touching, wow wow wow.
It's very interesting, but the episode is confusing at the end.
Sure enough, the step-wife and the outside wife looked good, and the book also looked good, with a little sadism and a happy ending.
There are really too many typos. Is it necessary to send it without checking? What the hell is the last episode? Where did Ling'an come from? Don't you want to be gay? That's disgusting.