Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation: Jiang Cheng: Half for Cultivation, Half for You

[Manuscript in progress... The blurb may change.] [I want to give everyone an uncle who feels more like a real person, and give the young lady a childhood friend who's different from the usual. It would be even better if I could find her an auntie!] [Their first meeting] He gets lost in the woods at Cloud Recesses and accidentally steps on her "corpse." She holds back tears, rubs her sore waist, and guides him out. Lan Gujun: That's the way out. Call me Lei Feng. No time for a handshake, goodbye. Jiang Cheng: ... Wei Wuxian: Who was that fairy who came out of the woods with you, holding her waist? Jiang Cheng, I never knew you were... Jiang Cheng: Don't make things up, or I'll beat you up! By the way, she told me to call her Lei Feng. Are there any sects with the surname Lei? Wei Wuxian: Probably some small sect? [Getting to know each other] At a tavern by the Caiyi Formation, she and his friend drink together and talk nothing but nonsense. Lan Gujun: That fortune teller Miaoyuan wasn't as accurate as you said. The fortune she gave Cangse Sanren back in the day was completely wrong. Wei Wuxian: What did it say? Lan Gujun: That her unborn child would join the Lan Clan. What, are you thinking of marrying into the family? How about me? Jiang Cheng: She really was wrong. Never mind that he's no fairy, if the Lan Clan really let someone like him marry in, I'd put on women's clothes and dance for you! Nie Huaisang: Jiang-xiong makes a good point! [Parting ways] After the events at Guanyin Temple, she shows up at his little courtyard with two jars of Emperor's Smile. Jiang Cheng: I'm done hunting rogue cultivators, and A-Ling doesn't live at Lotus Pier anymore. Don't come here again. Lan Gujun: All right. * All the glory of Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation belongs to Xiuxiu. The OOC and character derailment are my fault. The uncle belongs to all you aunties.