Do I Really Have to Follow This Messed-Up Plot?

I died and transmigrated to the Hunter world.

Good news: I can survive by following the plot.

Bad news: The plot is pitch-black.

The first male lead.

[The Dark Night Emperor, Chrollo, covets your Nen ability and wants to make it his own. He seduces you with his charms, successfully steals it while you're lost in love, then ruthlessly abandons you. Unwilling to accept it, you clutch his pant leg and cry, "Chrollo, I loved you so much! How could you do this to me? You heartless bastard! I'll hate you forever!"]

I stared at my devoted, domestic boyfriend of the year as he rubbed my legs, my eyes practically bulging out of my head.

So that's how it is!

He'd been biding his time, and how terrifyingly cunning!

After I finished the plot, I casually handed over my Nen ability.

Chrollo crushed the water glass in his hand and smiled tenderly. "Miracle, have I done something lately to upset you? Tell me, and I'll change."

The second male lead.

[Flynn, the top torturer on JJ, suspects you of being a spy from the enemy forces and detains you for interrogation. His whip, soaked in chili water, lashes your delicate skin. He relishes your screams and tears, as if your fragile appearance has aroused him. Feitan grabs you and (censored), then (censored). Barely conscious, you bite his shoulder and snarl, "Feitan, people like you will end up in hell sooner or later!" Feitan curls his lips into an evil smile. "Heh. Woman, you're playing with fire." Then (censored) (censored) (censored).]

I turned to look at my teammate, who was so engrossed in his game he'd lost his mind, and calmly said, "Feitan, people like you will end up in hell sooner or later!"

Feitan: "Huh? Which dungeon is Hell? Hurry up and log in. If you don't get on soon, we're leaving without you."

Me: "?"

The third male lead.

[The perverted, murderous fruit farmer Hisoka treats you as the most delicious little apple, keeping an eye on your growth every moment. Even while getting busy with all sorts of bedmates, he calls out your name. The day you ripen, Hisoka pins you down on the bed. "Ah~ It's finally time to pick you. I've been waiting for this day for who knows how long~ Miracle~ Come here~ Miracle~☆" You tremble, unable to withstand his brutality. "Hisoka, please don't do this to me. I can't take it. Let me go..."]

Held in the arms of the pervert, who was restraining himself with great difficulty, I fell into deep thought.

Hisoka: "What's wrong, Miracle? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Me: "Hisoka, please don't do this to me."

Hisoka: "..."

Me: "I can't take it. Let me go!"

Hisoka: "..."

Baidu search: What's going on with my girlfriend? She keeps acting weird and saying nonsense. Urgent.

The fourth male lead.

[The insanely controlling miser Illumi...]

The fifth male lead.

[The sunny ghostly hero Shalnark...]

When the plot was nearly over,

System, with smoke pouring from its head: The male leads are here, but where's the dark stuff, I ask you!? This isn't the plot I wanted at all!

1. Third-person narration, a silly and sweet little story.

2. Definitely out of character.

Written on September 5, 2025.

Theme: Love is everywhere in this world.