[Harry Potter] Harry Little and Gellert Old

Coming soon: Cultivating Immortality Is No Match for Slacking Off. Blurb at the very end.

Blurb:

Former title: HP: Smile.

Comedic blurb:

As someone who transmigrated, Harry considered himself a walking jinx.

In the very first second after transmigrating, he ended up trapped in a human experimentation lab. After struggling to escape, he still had to go to school and fight Voldemort.

His one stroke of luck was meeting his future partner, Mr. Gellert Grindelwald. They shared a taste for the sort of things only adults could do. It had to be said, the Ageing Potion was a wonderful thing.

But then the Ageing Potion stopped working halfway through...

Fortunately, Mr. Grindelwald, who had been forced to do the deed with a child, was magnanimous. He didn't hold it against our little Harry and instead gave us an HE ending.

Cue the confetti!

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One-sentence blurb:

This is the story of a certain Harry and the demon lord Grindelwald, a tale that simply must be told. Harry smiles on the outside but is a loner inside, and tries hard to act normal despite getting lazy from time to time.

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Characters' inner monologues:

#Gellert: Why does everyone say I'm a p*do?#

#Harry: What are you staring at? I just like people over ninety years older than me. Got a problem with that?#

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I'm a new writer, so please witness my embarrassing early work with an open mind (//v//). Please cherish my limited supply of cutesy self-deprecating remarks, because eventually my limited supply of nerve won't let me call myself that anymore.

HE. The main story and extras are complete. I've been too busy and lazy to post my thoughts on finishing yet, ahem.

Warning: Edgy nonsense and OOC characters. In my opinion, there's not much worth reading besides the romance. I recommend starting from Harry the 16th (in a few years, I expect every word will be embarrassing).

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