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[Synopsis]
After Qiu Xi died, she discovered that she was a side character in a novel.
Born with a weak constitution, she was out of breath after three steps and collapsing after nine. Worse still, she was decapitated by the male supporting characters after being infected. Her brother turned evil to avenge her and became the story's greatest villain.
After seeing how it all ended, Qiu Xi was reborn and decided to protect her brother and focus on staying alive. Even if she couldn't escape her fate of becoming a zombie, she would be the most fabulous zombie around, killing anyone who got in her way and butchering any dog that crossed her path!
And so, after the apocalypse began, rumors spread among the survivors:
Codename YYDS666: easily defeats octopus monsters. Even the ultimate monster is no match for it.
Codename emo886: sometimes male, sometimes female, with four arms and incredible strength. It spits grenades and moves like a demon ghost.
Codename SB23233: flicks a finger to annihilate sea monsters and helps the citizens get off work early.
Qiu Xi: "...?" Why are you insulting people? She goes easy on them!
*
At last, she could enjoy some good days and had nothing to do with the original protagonist group. Qiu Xi nodded again and again.
And yet...
The original male supporting character, Qin Chaoyang, had a foul mouth and a bad temper. Qiu Xi knew he saw the original female lead as a goddess and hated her.
Qin Chaoyang crushed the window ledge with a vicious look. "Who were you getting all touchy with at the cafeteria entrance?!"
Qiu Xi: "? I don't talk to idiots."
The original male supporting character, Jiang Qian, was moody and vindictive, plotting against her every few days.
His beautiful face was spattered with blood, and madness burned in his eyes. "You're the only one who can kill me!"
He wanted her to go to jail? Qiu Xi: "Sorry, we don't accept trash."
The original male lead, Fu Jue, was handsome and aloof, treating her as if she didn't exist.
He handed her the badge that represented his rank, his tone solemn. "I will protect you, with all my honor and my life, until I fall in battle."
Qiu Xi punched the monster away and looked confused. "You?"
Fu Jue: "..."
She only gets strong after becoming a zombie. No romantic pairing.
2019.8.5
★Coming soon: Just a Frail Human, That's All
A website usually devoted to academic discussions about tree-planting had recently been flooded with questions that were downright outrageous.
[Can someone tell me what this is? [Picture] What is it for?]
[Run, OP! That's a red-seed butterfly shrimp. It flies fast and attacks prey with poisonous needles! Your life matters more than research!]
Cheng Yu looked at the ugly shrimp she'd killed and suspected the other person might be a scammer.
[Can you eat this?]
[What are you smoking, OP? That's a blue-fungus mushroom. It's very smart and lays bait, then eats you in one bite when you get close. You took the picture from this close. Are you still alive?]
Cheng Yu looked at what was left in the pot and burped. She thought it tasted pretty good.
[Is this the beautiful spot you mentioned where you can see all the satellites?]
[You again! This is hilarious. Who else doesn't know basic facts like you? And who would go on vacation to Earth? Don't you know people die there?]
Cheng Yu looked around, confused. She thought it was an excellent tourist destination, full of good deals.
*
Cheng Yu sat cross-legged atop a pile of ruins.
She'd woken up after sleeping in.
The delicious crayfish she knew had become monsters taller than skyscrapers.
The Venus flytraps on her old windowsill could now swallow an elephant whole.
And now, it seemed, there was no one left on Earth!
The food chain had been reshuffled. The abandoned Earth had become a playground for monsters.
Even crayfish now sat near the top of the food chain, snapping up little monsters one after another.
Until one day, a tiny human grabbed one by the tail
"Late-night snacks have to be spicy crayfish!!!"
The crayfish: "...Why is it you again? She's nearly eaten our whole colony!"
*
Ji Mingliu was the Alliance's youngest senior military strategist. He was handsome and refined, admired by the entire population, but his personality was just a tiny bit awful.
One day, he suddenly started receiving notifications with photos on an old brain-computer.
He checked the device. It seemed to be the one he'd left behind on the ancient battlefield.
Someone had picked it up? No need to care. He locked the device and shut down the account in one smooth motion.
But before long, he realized he was still receiving notifications.
[Picture] This is so delicious!
Ji Mingliu wiped the blood from his face and sneered coldly. "Even dogs wouldn't eat that."
[Picture] Such a cute dog! Though it suddenly bites while you're petting it.
Ji Mingliu narrowed his eyes. "You'll find out how cute it is when you meet the King of Hell."
[Picture] A skirt made from fluffy beast fur is so pretty!
Ji Mingliu: "...That's weird. Let me look again."
Theme: Cherish the family around you
Is this original heroine a hypocrite? We have to take care of the older brother who has no special abilities. The group of irrelevant people in the back cannot be taken care of by incompetent people. Also, the timing of your update is really hellish QAQ
Jiang Qian's route couldn't be that of mistaking his benefactor...
There are a lot of 4 coin-throwing scenes (the author wrote it very well). Could it be that just a few people comforting and comforting the original book can support the entire text? Hahahaha
I feel that the male protagonists and supporting characters around the original heroine are a bit annoying. Is Qin some kind of awkward elementary school student who started to like him without knowing it? Ahhhhh, I hate this kind of person for no reason.
This Jiang Qian is really annoying
Is your arm repaired? (Devil whispers)
The next book I will write is "Only Weak Human Beings" (put your hands together), please save it~~
The questions that have cropped up recently on Zhongshu. Com, which has always only discussed academic topics, are outrageous.
[Excuse me, what is this [picture]? What's the use?
Owner, run away, this is a red butterfly shrimp, it flies fast and attacks its prey with poisonous stingers! Life is more important than research!
Cheng Yu looked at the ugly shrimp she beat to death and suspected that he had the potential to be a fraudster.
Excuse me, can this be eaten?
[The poster wants to eat shit. This is a cyanobacteria mushroom. It is very smart. It will put out bait and wait for you to get close and then eat you in one bite. Is the poster still alive at such a close shooting distance?
Cheng Yu looked at the remains in the pot and burped. She thought it tasted very good.
Is this the beautiful angle from which you can see all the satellites?
It's your ID again! It's so funny who can't even understand basic common sense like you! Also, who would travel to the earth? Didn't you know people would die?
Cheng Yu looked around blankly. She felt that it was a tourist destination with good quality and low price.
Cheng Yu sat on a pile of rubble with his legs crossed.
When I woke up, I overslept.
The delicious crayfish of the past has turned into a monster taller than the building.
What was once a Venus flytrap on the windowsill is now an elephant.
And now, it seems that there is no one left on the whole earth!
The food chain changes alternately, and the abandoned earth becomes a paradise for monsters.
Even crayfish are now at the top of the food chain, with each claw holding a little monster.
Until one day, a bigger human grabbed its tail——
"Supper must be spicy crayfish!!!"
Lobster: ... Why is it you again! Their nest was almost eaten by her!
Ji Mingliu is the youngest senior military staff officer in the alliance. He is handsome and dignified, and is admired by all the people, but his personality is a bit bad.
One day, he suddenly began to receive photos frequently pushed from the old optical computer.
Taking a look at the equipment, it seemed that it was left behind on the ancient battlefield last time.
Was picked up? No need to care, he locked the device and closed the account, all in one go.
But not long after, he discovered that he could still receive push notifications.
[Picture] Very delicious!
Ji Mingliu wiped off the blood on his face and sneered coldly, not even dogs would eat it.
[[Picture] What a cute dog! It just bites people suddenly while licking them.
Ji Mingliu squinted his eyes, and when he saw the King of Hell, he would know how cute he was.
[[Picture] The skirt made of fluffy animal hair is super beautiful!
Ji Mingliu: ... It's so weird, let's take another look.
Captain Chen is a good person, and he started talking about other people's sisters when they were leaving. . . Ha ha ha ha
Captain Chen: This sister is so good, cute and awesome! It's a pity that it belongs to someone else's family
Thinking of Captain Chen and those four people together makes me very happy. Hahahaha. Fortunately, people with healing powers don't follow her. It's disgusting to just drag people with powers away from their families. Fortunately, she could ask with a gentle voice. . .
Is this original heroine a hypocrite? We have to take care of the older brother who has no special abilities. The group of irrelevant people in the back cannot be taken care of by incompetent people. Also, the timing of your update is really hellish QAQ
Jiang Qian's route couldn't be that of mistaking his benefactor...
There are a lot of 4 coin-throwing scenes (the author wrote it very well). Could it be that just a few people comforting and comforting the original book can support the entire text? Hahahaha
I feel that the male protagonists and supporting characters around the original heroine are a bit annoying. Is Qin some kind of awkward elementary school student who started to like him without knowing it? Ahhhhh, I hate this kind of person for no reason.
This Jiang Qian is really annoying
Is your arm repaired? (Devil whispers)
The next book I will write is "Only Weak Human Beings" (put your hands together), please save it~~ The questions that have cropped up recently on Zhongshu. Com, which has always only discussed academic topics, are outrageous. [Excuse me, what is this [picture]? What's the use? Owner, run away, this is a red butterfly shrimp, it flies fast and attacks its prey with poisonous stingers! Life is more important than research! Cheng Yu looked at the ugly shrimp she beat to death and suspected that he had the potential to be a fraudster. Excuse me, can this be eaten? [The poster wants to eat shit. This is a cyanobacteria mushroom. It is very smart. It will put out bait and wait for you to get close and then eat you in one bite. Is the poster still alive at such a close shooting distance? Cheng Yu looked at the remains in the pot and burped. She thought it tasted very good. Is this the beautiful angle from which you can see all the satellites? It's your ID again! It's so funny who can't even understand basic common sense like you! Also, who would travel to the earth? Didn't you know people would die? Cheng Yu looked around blankly. She felt that it was a tourist destination with good quality and low price. Cheng Yu sat on a pile of rubble with his legs crossed. When I woke up, I overslept. The delicious crayfish of the past has turned into a monster taller than the building. What was once a Venus flytrap on the windowsill is now an elephant. And now, it seems that there is no one left on the whole earth! The food chain changes alternately, and the abandoned earth becomes a paradise for monsters. Even crayfish are now at the top of the food chain, with each claw holding a little monster. Until one day, a bigger human grabbed its tail—— "Supper must be spicy crayfish!!!" Lobster: ... Why is it you again! Their nest was almost eaten by her! Ji Mingliu is the youngest senior military staff officer in the alliance. He is handsome and dignified, and is admired by all the people, but his personality is a bit bad. One day, he suddenly began to receive photos frequently pushed from the old optical computer. Taking a look at the equipment, it seemed that it was left behind on the ancient battlefield last time. Was picked up? No need to care, he locked the device and closed the account, all in one go. But not long after, he discovered that he could still receive push notifications. [Picture] Very delicious! Ji Mingliu wiped off the blood on his face and sneered coldly, not even dogs would eat it. [[Picture] What a cute dog! It just bites people suddenly while licking them. Ji Mingliu squinted his eyes, and when he saw the King of Hell, he would know how cute he was. [[Picture] The skirt made of fluffy animal hair is super beautiful! Ji Mingliu: ... It's so weird, let's take another look.
Captain Chen is a good person, and he started talking about other people's sisters when they were leaving. . . Ha ha ha ha
Captain Chen: This sister is so good, cute and awesome! It's a pity that it belongs to someone else's family
Thinking of Captain Chen and those four people together makes me very happy. Hahahaha. Fortunately, people with healing powers don't follow her. It's disgusting to just drag people with powers away from their families. Fortunately, she could ask with a gentle voice. . .