I’m a Mary Sue (Quick Transmigration)

))) A writing exercise. If it gets a decent number of favorites, I'll co-write this one alongside the top student.

Proceed with caution:

1. This is shamelessly awful. Don't discuss values with the author. This is the author's first venting piece, written during an emotionally volatile period, so it's bound to be trash. The second one is next door: go check out Scumbag Woman.

2. The language is wildly over-the-top, full of "hahaha" and the like. If you've ever experienced the song "Tandan," come read this. You're welcome to join the ranks of the scumbag warriors in this story. Let's go wild and dance together.

Blurb:

I'm a Mary Sue, and I can be a Gary Stu too.

Don't believe in my logic, because I can twist you into having none.

Don't think you can surpass a miracle like me,

because I have so many golden fingers that I'm a miracle you can't outdo!

In short, this is the story of a Mary Sue, or a Gary Stu after a gender swap, fooling around in little worlds during a quick transmigration journey, leaving behind one legend after another, then waving goodbye and vanishing.

P.S. A wildly imaginative, purely illogical little Sue story written just for fun. Don't expect a romance. The protagonist, whether female or male, has no sincere feelings. They're just a scumbag, and if you take a scumbag seriously, you've already lost!