(Ashes of Love + The Legend of White Snake) I'm Just a Grape!

Some people wait desperately for her, saying, "How come you always get into trouble when I'm not by your side? Come on, your husband will take you home." But she thinks... This guy seems so suspicious. Could he be the weird uncle Daddy warned me about? Hmph, trying to fool me, little grape? Take this! (proud face) Someone is battered and bruised for her, saying, "Jin Mi, I don't fear heavenly punishment or falling into darkness. I only fear... that your heart has never had a place for me." But she thinks... Why does Phoenix keep saying things I don't understand? Could he know I've been badmouthing him and want to eat me? Oh no! Run! (dashes away) Someone swears never to leave her, saying, "Mi'er, I can give up anything, except you. You alone are the one I can't let go of, and don't want to let go of." But she thinks... What's wrong with Little Fish Immortal? Did he drink the osmanthus wine I buried beneath the tree? He must have had quite a lot. I'd better make him some hangover soup. (walks away without looking back) A charred phoenix, a handsome merman, and an old immortal. (Looks up) Heavens! Why are you doing this to me? I'm just a grape!! I had some time on my hands, so I decided to bring Ashes of Love and White Snake together. I haven't settled on the pairing yet, and plan to decide later. The first part focuses on a lively, sweet tone, with a little angst later on. Most of the story follows the main plot of the Ashes of Love TV series, though I'll change some things. If this isn't your kind of story, please check carefully before reading. This is my second story, so please forgive any shortcomings. I'd also appreciate any feedback you have (please be gentle).