Eunuch Hao survived the treacherous imperial palace and died a natural death. Everyone thought he'd had a fulfilling life, and even he reluctantly accepted that happy ending.
But when Eunuch Hao died and his soul wandered into the underworld, he couldn't help cursing: “Fulfilled? My ass!”
Heaven only knew why his ghostly body still didn't have a little brother! Wouldn't that mean he'd be born a eunuch again in his next life?! No, no, no! If he could choose, he would trade all his wealth and power for a complete body!
“Ding! Your Green Peepee System has arrived. Please sign for delivery~~”
In his confusion and panic, Eunuch Hao picked up a green peepee... System. Apparently, if he completed certain tasks according to the System's instructions, he could be reborn and get his manhood back~~
And so Eunuch Hao began his miserable life as a hired hand. He went through all kinds of worlds and all kinds of experiences. But they all had one thing in common: by the time Eunuch Hao took over, he had nothing but a healthy body, with poverty and powerlessness as his only companions.
From the start, he had a dog, oh wait, not even a dog! But Eunuch Hao wasn't discouraged. After all, it's in turbulent times that a hero shows his true colors. No matter how much wealth you've lost, it can't compare to a sly old fox who's become a master.
