"If you suddenly transmigrated into the body of a eunuch one day, what would you do first?"
"What else? Obviously, check whether I've still got the goods!" Zhu Sinan replied.
Zhu Sinan never expected his words to become a cursed prophecy. He really did transmigrate, and ended up in the body of a eunuch so ugly he was peerless in all the world. For the first time, Zhu Sinan felt as though lightning were striking all around him. (He'll get handsome, he'll get handsome, he'll get really handsome. Important things are said three times. I'm practically begging for my life here. 〒▽〒)
Zhu Sinan may be ugly now, but he absolutely doesn't act up. His master, on the other hand, is a fool who never gives him a moment's peace and is always making a scene. He'll burst into tears over the tiniest thing, and starts sniffling whenever anything doesn't go his way! The most unfair thing of all is that this fool is so handsome he's peerless in all the world. What a waste of such a pretty face.
The second time Zhu Sinan felt like lightning was striking all around him was when he realized that the people in this world must all have abstract tastes.
One handsome guy being blind is an accident, two is a coincidence, but three? That's just impossible! What is with all these people, one, two, three, saying they like an "ugly monster" like him?!
Zhu Sinan just wants to say: "A tough guy like me doesn't swing that way, thanks. I just want to get rich."
Qi Dan: "You're going to eat those words."
P.S. 1. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
2. Scheming "fool" seme (Qi Dan) x prickly "ugly monster" uke (Zhu Sinan).
3. Zhu Sinan isn't really a eunuch. He's a perfectly normal young man. He'll become beautiful, he really will! Qi Dan isn't actually a fool either. He's a sweet, scheming little thing~
4. A hilarious, ridiculous style, all sweet romance meant to make you smile~ Updates every day at 9 p.m. after the story goes premium. Mwah! (￣▽￣)/
5. Finally! Please, little angels, look at that favorite button up there. You know what to do~ Save this eunuch story that won't be abandoned from becoming an abandoned eunuch story... _(:з"∠)_
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