My Boss Keeps Trying to Help Me Out of Poverty

Ever since Xiang Mang joined the Great Fortune all-in-one company, he noticed that his boss spent every day trying to help him out financially, and he always accepted whatever was asked of him. Qi Xian racked his brains every day, trying every method, stopping at nothing, and doing whatever it took to make Xiang Mang become his... Replay of the incident Employee 1: Good grief, has the boss lost his mind? He dared to kick his own wife! Employee 2: Boss, I urge you to be nice! Employee 3: You can enjoy abusing your wife for a while, but then you'll be chasing her to the crematorium! You're done for. Employee 4: Boss, you're only this... (the distance across the universe) away from kneeling on a washboard and getting beaten! Employee 5: What a jerk. I'm out. A typical workday at Great Fortune Boss Qi: Xiang Mang, if you're tired, you don't have to work. Take a break! Xiang, with a broken bone: I'm not tired. Stay away from me. Employee 1: OK, fine. Boss Qi: I just withdrew some cash and have nowhere to put it. Take it as a bonus! Xiang, with a broken bone: No. Stay away from me. Employee 2: Whatever makes you happy. Don't mind us. Boss Qi: ... Xiang, with a broken bone: Stay away from me. At a meeting one day Boss's inner thoughts: He doesn't think much of me at all. What do I do? Employee's inner thoughts: Serves you right. You broke your precious sweetheart's leg the first day you met. Boss's inner thoughts: Sob, sob. How do I talk him around? I'm waiting online, and I'm in a real hurry! Employee's inner thoughts: What a jerk. Pfft! This is the story of a sharp-tongued, foul-mouthed, short-tempered top who is utterly obedient to Xiang, with a broken bone, and turns into a timid, adorable puppy at the drop of a hat, paired with a polite, reasonable bottom who can't stand Boss Qi, fires back at every opportunity, and is adorably assertive. (Ah, what a long introduction! o(*￣︶￣*)o) This story is entirely fictional. I'll fix typos as I find them and keep the updates coming. Thanks for reading! Can't handle this. I'm out. Theme: