A gentle, doting top who knows just how to handle defiance vs. a bottom who stirs up trouble in every way and loves to push his luck.
Both are reborn. The bottom has transmigrated into the story, talks a mile a minute, and has tons of inner monologue.
In his previous life, Pei Hanzhi never did a single bad thing, yet his reputation as a villain spread across the land. After being reborn, he resolves to do every bad thing he can and become a thoroughly treacherous official! But somehow... the court officials all praise him, and the common people admire him.
Pei Hanzhi: "...You weren't like this in my last life!"
After thinking it over, he realizes that there's a huge obstacle blocking his path to becoming a treacherous official: Bai Muqian, the Grand General who guards the nation!
Pei Hanzhi immediately decides to stay far away from him. Out of sight, out of mind.
But this Grand General Bai is always haunting his side.
Bai Muqian kicks his legs.
Pei Hanzhi: "Are you trying to kick me to death?!"
Bai Muqian: "The Chancellor is sitting on me. My legs have gone numb."
Pei Hanzhi: "..."
"Then put me down!"
Bai Muqian: "Let me hold you a little longer."
Pei Hanzhi: "..."
"I can't believe I fell for that!"
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"The Movie Emperor Keeps Trying to Die So He Can Get a Divorce"
I.
Movie emperor Ye Yesu transmigrates into a book, becoming the real young master with the same name, a cannon-fodder character in an angsty romance novel.
And it happens to be the very night the protagonist top drugs him and ties him up for some bondage play!
Ye Ye: "I can't even!"
In the novel, after the real young master is brought back by the Chi family, he follows his family's arrangements and takes the place of his fake younger brother, marrying Zhuang Fei, the eldest son of the Qin family, an unpredictable and exceptionally obsessive monster.
After the wedding, protagonist top Zhuang Fei rises to become the overlord of a business empire. The real young master listens to his fake younger brother's provocations once again and walks straight into disaster.
Movie emperor Ye Ye, who transmigrated into the book after the wedding:
I want a divorce. This marriage has to end!
The male lead hates people who act cute and cling to him. Mm-hmm, I get it. Come on, show me.
II.
Recently, Zhuang Fei has noticed that Ye Ye, who used to keep his distance, has started clinging to him. It always makes his heart tingle, though Ye Ye doesn't seem to know him very well yet.
For example:
"Darling, here's a mango cake for you."
He's allergic to mangoes.
In the middle of the night, Ye Ye hugs a pillow, looking pitiful:
"I'm afraid of the dark. I want to sleep with you, darling."
Zhuang Fei is just about to hug him.
Ye Ye sits up:
"I'd better go downstairs. I don't want to disturb your sleep."
Zhuang Fei decides he should make sure his little wife gets to know him properly.
One day, Mr. Qin's WeChat account gets hacked. He adds Ye Ye using a new account, only to see a selfie with the caption:
Another day without getting a divorce. So sad.
Zhuang Fei: "..."
III.
Ye Ye secretly signs the two of them up for a dating reality show.
Right in front of the live camera, Ye Ye holds a cake and smiles as he feeds it to Zhuang Fei.
"I made it myself. I know you'll love it, darling. Try some."
Zhuang Fei gives him a knowing smile:
"You know I don't like sweets."
Ye Ye looks surprised. "You don't? Oh, I forgot."
Everyone is terrified, certain that Ye Ye is about to meet his end.
Mr. Qin, who usually can't stand people being clingy, eats every last bite of the little cake in Ye Ye's hand.
The viewers catch on: Who knew Mr. Qin was such a tsundere!
They're meant to be!
Ye Ye: "..."
"Honestly, even I didn't expect that."
Bonus scene:
Ye Ye thinks he's driven Zhuang Fei to act completely out of character. Looks like he'll be able to get a divorce soon! He hums a tune on his way home.
In a dark room, Zhuang Fei pulls Ye Ye into his burning embrace and gently bites his earlobe.
Ye Ye is frightened. His eyes turn red at the corners, and he looks at Zhuang Fei with teary eyes.
Zhuang Fei freezes. "I was wrong, my dear."
Theme:
Hey, so they are all dead???
Is that the end??????? Forehead. . . . . I thought there was someone inside, but it turned out there wasn't. . . Finish spreading flowers
Hahaha. Finally updated. . . . .
I'm finally waiting for you, woo woo woo woo
Good-looking, Wu Liang is also a very good person.
Whatever Bai Muqian said at this time, he should kiss him.
Why not update?
Is this meant to be tortured? No, ah ah ah ah
Stimulating, stimulating, stimulating. . . . . . . . . Ah, it has been updated normally. . . .
Ah! It's a regular update now!