[Naruto] (Kakashi/Obito, Naruto/Sasuke, Hashirama/Madara) These Bottoms Have Some Attitude

I've started another story, blah blah blah: It's a short, lighthearted forum-style piece to entertain everyone. All right, then.

Ready, set, go.

Note: Main pairings are Obito and Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke, and Hashirama and Madara. The side pairings are undecided: possibly all-Kakashi or Izuna and Tobirama. The kunoichi, such as Sakura, Hinata, and Tsunade, are not fujoshi. (My head is huge...)

This is a tragedy, a tragedy, a tragedy. That's three times for emphasis. (Extremely terrified.jpg, runs away with a pot on my head.gif)

Obito: Kakashi, you've been kind of cocky lately.

Kakashi: Don't mess around, Obito. Are you mad again today? Come eat some red bean cakes.

Obito: I'm so happy.

Naruto: Sasuke, you've been kind of cocky lately.

Sasuke: You're such a dead-last. Are you acting up again today? Come take your medicine.

Naruto: Sasuke...

Hashirama: Madara, you've been kind of cocky lately.

Madara: Don't mess around, Hashirama. I'm always this cocky. Don't bother me. Get lost!

Hashirama: I'm so pitiful. (curling up in a blanket)

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