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Blurb:
When the wealthy Lin family moved their ancestral graves, Miss Lin, who had been dead and buried for a full sixty years, suddenly rose from the dead overnight.
The Lin family was utterly horrified. What were they supposed to do now that moving the ancestral graves had unearthed their grandaunt, a zombie?
While they were fretting over it, a wicked Taoist priest snatched the female zombie away, swearing he would refine her into a pill to nourish her body and improve his cultivation.
But the time wasn't right, the heat wasn't enough, and the ingredients weren't ready. Besides... this female zombie was so fussy and troublesome that he kept putting it off.
One night, while the wicked Taoist priest was fast asleep, the female zombie shook him awake. She insisted they move her grave, saying the new coffin only had wood underneath, with no wood on the sides or top. Was this any place for a zombie to sleep?
Grinding his teeth, the priest reminded himself that she was a fine medicinal tonic, then went out back in the middle of the night to dig a hole.
The following night, just as he was sleeping soundly, the female zombie shook him awake again. She wanted to move her grave in the middle of the night, insisting the soil might have been used to fill a latrine. It was too damp and reeked horribly...
The priest was furious, but remembering what a rare medicinal tonic she was, he went to dig a hole in the front yard.
Another night, the priest only dared to fall asleep in the second half of the night. As usual, the female zombie came to shake him awake. She wondered if the soil for this new grave had been used by someone building a house. It was so dry and coarse that it scraped against a zombie.
The priest's thirty-meter broadsword was about to slip out of his control!!!
Notes:
1. Uncle Ying does not participate in any romance in this story. The venerable old gentleman is here to be respected and admired.
2. This is a crossover based on Hong Kong zombie movies.
3. The heroine is a fussy troublemaker; the hero is beautiful, strong, and miserable.
4. Whether you've seen the original works or not, you can still enjoy this story. Come on in!
Theme: Good and evil both receive their due.
Gu Xiangnan is really as shameless as a plate, he is greedy and demeaning to others
What about the promised update? Big
Nice! Come on(???_??)?
It's so shameless. He also said that the heroine is greedy. She is obviously greedy and does not do things above board.
I complain about the male protagonist every day, he is shameless and shameless
This male protagonist? Sneaky, sneaky, shameless and self-righteous
Laughing to death. The servants of the Lin family are full of inner drama.
Why go and bask in the moon when it rains???
Is the surname Gu the male protagonist?
Is this male protagonist not Uncle Jiu's apprentice?