A Hilarious Mess

I cried when I saw the love of my life

Blink again and again, author, you are... I am stupid and I don't understand.

= = Calm down and spread flowers~

In order to commemorate this cup, I will give you a zero point. People hate cups the most!!!!!!

It's not easy to pick your nose, pass by calmly, and finally finish it.

At first, I read the articles written by Grandpa Yuan. Well, I thought they were very interesting. They always made people laugh with their big teeth exposed. The pleasure and joy of giggles were quite funny, so I followed them. While laughing, I thought that Grandpa Yuan would occasionally come up with infatuated female ghosts, bitter lobster spirits, etc. I felt that Grandpa Yuan was really amazingly naive, and deliberately told such nonsense stories to deceive children, haha~ I don't know when it started. Through those seemingly nonsensical smoke and mirrors, I discovered that an actually very heavy topic was slowly unfolding, that is, the so-called power strategy. The first manifestation of this conspiracy is secrets, then the rules of heaven, and then destiny. Surrounding this conspiracy, all the great gods are no longer pure immortals and Buddhas, but have become snobbish and weird schemers, sophisticated and smooth. On the other hand, those little gods were silly, innocent, tenacious and persistent, and all shone with a bit of hope. All the little gods are stupid, but the stupidest one is probably our Grand Marshal Piggy Shoes, who is so handsome in an instant that the world is silent and the mountains and rivers change color. I think back when Zhuzhu children's shoes appeared, they followed the pose of Guan Yu's children's shoes. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Guan Yu warmed wine and killed Hua Xiong. He was super brave and super handsome. But after all, Guan Diye used calm force instead of mighty force, so he was still slightly defeated. Youdao said that "conquering the enemy without fighting" is the best strategy. Our classmate Zhuzhu also fought without blood and relied on his beauty to tie up a bunch of goblins and take them back to heaven. Yuan Waiye said, "Not only is beauty capable of dazzling a city and a country, and being peerlessly independent, he is also handsome and capable of conquering cities and territories, and he can fight without losing any blood. No matter when something reaches its peak, it is a kind of power." It's just that this kind of power is a bit too mysterious and magical, especially for the pigs and children's shoes inherent in our hearts. Thinking about his appearance, I was really exhausted when I thought about his previous beauty, so my mind was filled with the image of a coquettish and arrogant Zhu Bajie, who turned heaven and earth upside down when he first arrived in the immortal world. The joy came from this, and the more he thought about it, the more uncontrollable he was. In the end, he couldn't help but think that gods are gods, and their aesthetics are unusual. But then the story of Piggy Children's Shoes made me think of Ji Kang. The reason for the association is roughly the same, because Ji Kang was the man I admired the most in the Wei and Jin Dynasties. His handsomeness was almost divine, and he had a bit of the charm of the pigs, pigs, and children's shoes described by Yuanwai, so handsome that the heaven and earth silently changed the color of the mountains and rivers. "Ji Kang is seven feet eight inches tall and has a graceful appearance." Shan Tao commented on him, "Uncle Ye is like a man. The rock is as independent as a solitary pine, but he is drunk, and the majestic jade mountain is about to collapse." His handsomeness caused his family to lose their days of success. His son Ji Shao was also outstanding, so someone said to Wang Rong, "Ji Kang is about to collapse." This boy Shao is so outstanding that he stands out from the crowd." But Wang Rong said, "Then you have never seen his father!" Ji Kang's brother Ji Xi was even more unlucky. One time, Lu An came to Ji Kang's house, and Ji Kang was not there. I'm very surprised about this matter. There were no signature pens in ancient times. When celebrities from the Wei and Jin Dynasties went to the door, did they have to bring pens, ink, paper and inkstones with them at all times? In short, Mr. Lu An wrote this word. Ji Xi didn't know it, but he was quite happy. It was later discovered that Lu An was mocking Ji Xi's children's shoes for being an "ordinary bird". Therefore, in my mind, the most beautiful man in the world has always been classmate Ji Kang. He is so handsome, charming, and charming, and I will never be able to find another person to replace him. So when Mr. Yuan made this extremely handsome pig, I was reminded of Ji Kang. Thinking of Ji Kang, I smiled. Although these Zhuzhu children's shoes are handsome, they are obviously not on the same level as Ji Kang's children's shoes. People who are not on the same level are naturally associated with each other, so I wash the clothes very hard. I am exhausted. Is it ridiculous to say that Zhuzhu is beautiful? But it is ridiculous to say that Zhuzhu is as beautiful as Ji Kang! This classmate Zhuzhu has been used by many members of the Communist Party of China, one of which is our handsome guy Pan's. As the saying goes, Pan An is as talented as Song Yu but looks like Pan An. This Pan An is a well-known handsome man. His most important achievement is that he was sought after by many fans at that time. He drove out and often came back with a cart full of fruits. The fans expected to "throw in papayas and repay with Qiongju." Yuan Waiye wrote that Zhuzhu's children's shoes could not catch up with Wu Huantian's heart, "While Marshal Tianpeng was flying in the clouds to catch up, he felt that he was getting heavier and heavier, as if something was pulling him down. When he looked down, he saw that above the clouds under his feet, he was being stolen by some fairies who admired his appearance. Many rare fruits and countless flowers were secretly placed on his cloud. He shook his head. Although he was used to this behavior, it slowed down his progress every time." I couldn't help laughing when I saw this. Fortunately, I wasn't drinking water at the time, otherwise I would have burst out laughing. I just finished having sex with Ji Kang and immediately produced Pan Yue. If I didn't laugh at him, who would he be laughing at? Zhuzhu was still a pure-hearted young man who fell in love with the beautiful girl Chang'e. He was seduced by Chang'e, broke through his secret love, and fell in love with each other. However, he was reported by Wu Gang who was jealous of him. I felt so happy when I saw that. He caused Chang'e such trouble. "Chang'e could no longer think more in front of her. She overturned the incense burner and threw the Yaoqin. Her eyes turned red, and she rushed forward and cried: "Fortunately, the empress arrived. The marshal came to Guanghan Palace at night. Xiaoxian originally wanted to discuss important matters, but he didn't expect him... But he took the opportunity to tease me..." But he thought in his heart: "Marshal, marshal, don't blame me for being unsympathetic and unjust! If you like me, you won't let me go through this suffering in the world. Besides, it's better for you to be punished alone than for both of us to be punished." As a result, the pig's first love, like a calf in heat, suffered at the expense of the woman, and the love of this beautiful man, who had attracted the attention of heaven and earth, was ruined in this way. The handsome marshal turned into a depressed pig. He finally became a depressed pig. So I stopped laughing and couldn't laugh anymore. Loyal love is often just an ideal, and the reality of this hypocritical force makes people sigh. By the way, the whistleblower who cut down the osmanthus tree should be Wu Gang. He is equivalent to Zhong Hui, who was cute at first but became hateful later. Mr. Yuan is Wu Gang, not Wu Guang. Wu Guang and Chen Sheng were equally famous and started an uprising in Daze Township. Are you trying to be funny, or is it a bug?

So the song ends and the birds scatter~

Very good, very good, Yuan Wai, you wrote very well ~ it's all self-explanatory

I still don't know what to say

Ah... I don't know what to say as I pass by...