The Heartthrob Takes Down Scumbag Love Interests Today [Quick Transmigration]

Ever since Host Lin Jiu was bound to the "Absolutely Not Going to Be a Couch Potato" System, the System had completely given up and embraced a laid-back attitude.

Today was another day of watching the big shot pull off slick moves and miraculous dodges. System: I've seen it all. What? You want to know if this is exciting? It's insanely exciting! My Host... today, he stabbed the mission target!

What about yesterday, you ask? Yesterday, he cheated on the mission target, then dumped them!

But every one of the mission targets goes crazy for him. Even after all that, they insist on liking my useless Host and end up apologizing to him instead. What can I do?

(At the beginning)

Mission target: What do you think you are? I was just playing around. Don't get the wrong idea.

Lin Jiu: Sure, sure, I get it. I'm extremely professional. Getting sentimental is such a pain! I absolutely won't cling to you, don't worry.

(Later)

Mission target: I was wrong. Could you maybe like me just a little...? I'll do anything for you...

Lin Jiu: ?? Big shot, stop messing around, hahaha.

Mission target: QAQ

Lin Jiu (flopped out like a couch potato): Another day of being too lazy to win over the mission target.

Mission target: I've gotten everything ready. How can you not come?!

A top who learns his lesson and realizes how good it is x a carefree bottom with stunning looks

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The Great Yong Dynasty had prospered for a hundred years. Everyone said it was because divine beasts protected the land, bringing good weather and blessings to the people.

After the new emperor ascended the throne, he scoffed at this belief, abolished the annual ritual, removed the offerings from the imperial shrine, and even drove the Imperial Preceptor out of the palace. Legend had it that the Preceptor could communicate with heaven and earth and speak with divine beasts.

The Imperial Preceptor found himself out of a job, then bumped his head on the steps and promptly lost his memory.

Hua Jianyue was a young painter in Luocheng. One day, he happened upon an amnesiac fool.

"Three coins a day, meals included. Help me look after the shop. Interested?"

"Sure."

The two happily returned to the painting shop. One thought, Good grief, this guy is so cheap to hire, it's a bargain. The other thought, My goodness, this guy is so handsome. Even if it's a bad deal, I'm sticking with him.

The two settled into life together, enjoying their quiet, easy days. Then one day, Hua Jianyue discovered that his shop assistant had disappeared.

This was outrageous! Where else could he find such a cheap assistant? The going rate was already up to twenty coins! Furious, Hua Jianyue stormed out, a brush in his right hand and a sword in his left. With one strike of his sword, the whole world was shaken.

No one knew that the upheaval of that year had all started with three copper coins.

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