The Royal Kindergarten

Enrollment is open! All you gentlemen and big brothers at court, hand your sons and daughters over to this princess for their education! We have an exceptionally strong faculty: the prime minister teaches history, the top scholar teaches poetry and literature, and the general teaches the art of war. Even the girls' needlework is taught by the empress dowager herself. Where else can you find a kindergarten this amazing? Sign up now!

Hey, you! You just praised your older brother to the skies. Are you trying to set him up with this princess? How old are you? Off with you. Copy the Three Character Classic a hundred times!

Oh, oh! That's this princess's rouge, not paint! How did you get your hands on it and start drawing? So young, and already eating rouge! Off with you. Practice the military boxing routine a hundred times!

Um, Prime Minister, factional strife isn't something you should start teaching toddlers. Put away your Machiavellian tricks!

Um, Grand Empress Dowager, palace intrigue isn't something to teach from childhood. Take your XXX back!

Who dares corrupt the children in my kindergarten? Do you think I, who transmigrated here from the 21st century, can't protect them?

Protect the flowers of our dynasty, starting with the Royal Kindergarten!

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