My Son, You Little Scoundrel!

March 27 (Friday): Going premium! Ten thousand words that day. Thank you all for your support! Lin Tu (as pictured) receives a commission to find [the scumbag boss's ○○ (censored)]. What a sleazy client! So! Lin Tu happily takes the job~ In another world, Lin Tu travels over mountains and rivers in search of the scumbag boss. By chance, he meets Tanjiro! Tanjiro (sympathetically): Excuse me, is the scumbag boss your father? Lin Tu: No, he's my son. Lin Tu never expected that the scumbag boss would really end up becoming his son. The scumbag boss's thought process: Get close to him, pretend to be his son, get the Blue Spider Lily. How dare he find me a stepmother! I became my own stepmother. I became his daughter. I'm the homewrecker in other people's eyes. How outsiders see Lin Tu: A happy family with both a son and a daughter, a beautiful wife, and a seductive mistress. Only Lin Tu knows how hard this is. Who could have guessed that his children, wife, and mistress are actually all the same person? Warnings!!! Please note: Contains original elements, OOC, and silly humor. It's very unserious and not to be taken seriously. Time for a recommendation: My upcoming story, Don't Toss Away the Man You Picked Up (warning: shou protagonist, crossover). Lin Mao is a deity and a total pretty-boy enthusiast. His greatest hobby is dating villains. According to him, everything he does is for the sake of saving the world. Until one day, a rift opens in space and time, and all his ex-boyfriends meet. Lin Mao: Who am I? Where am I? What am I supposed to do? The scumbag boss grits his teeth: Long time no see. Looks like you're doing well? Sesshomaru says dejectedly: I thought I'd never see you again. Tamamo-no-Mae glances at Sesshomaru: Didn't you say you only liked feline creatures? The Undertaker sighs: Oh my, this is going to be quite the scene! Light Yagami pulls out his notebook: Ah, what are your names? My friend Answer Lue's ongoing story, Everyone I Taught Has Ascended, is top-gong and ongoing! (After Dropping Out, I Became the Principal.) Theme: If you can, be a good person. Theme: I smoke, drink, and get my hair permed, but I'm a good dad.