-- "Great News! The Third Prince Is Going to Study Abroad at Japan's U.A. High School! Return Date Unknown! At Least Three Years!!!"
The Third Prince, Nezha, clutched the newspaper, confidently standing tall and waiting for thousands of people to sign a petition begging him to stay. And then... all of China celebrated, and the country got ten days off. Kidnappers and hostages cried tears of joy as they hugged, then let the hostages go; terrorists abandoned their attacks and went sightseeing with the police; even the chairman posted online to share his delight. The prisoners stopped trying to break out or getting into fights, and used government funds set aside especially for the occasion to hold concerts and parties. Mortal enemies became brothers, and rivals drank together. There wasn't a single crime for ten days straight. Then the Third Prince, his hair tied into two little buns, silently crushed the milk carton in his hand, wiped his face, and tearfully set off on his Wind-Fire Wheels with his little schoolbag on his back.
That's right! The Third Prince! Nezha! The Third Prince who caused havoc in the sea! The Third Prince's cheat ability is the best!!! I absolutely adore him!! This is obviously a wish-fulfillment story. You can pretty much tell what his personality is like from the blurb... He's a Nezha who's so cute he looks like a girl, so cross-dressing jokes are probably on the way...? Nezha is a super mischievous, totally straight guy. I've got a mountain of headcanons, so please don't flame me! You know the usual reading etiquette, right? Be civil, enjoy the story, and love me. No trolling, nitpicking, or personal attacks. A lighthearted story with no set pairing, posted as I write it. Feel free to pick your favorite! A love-triangle battlefield with one-sided crushes and a girlish heart is in store!!!
