[Football] No Racing Cars on the Pitch

[Male protagonist, pairing with Paolo Maldini] If you read the perspective wrong, punish yourself with three glasses of cola. No need to leave a comment to tell everyone else. * Be a Mao fan when you're young, and keep at it when you're old. You're a Mao fan who considers himself mature, steady, immune to all poisons, and fearless. Even more, you're a diehard fan of the veteran captain who loves spicy food. You wail online and grind away at work in real life. Though you can't land a top-tier player for your beloved club, you do manage to work your way into Milan's kit design team. Then you learn that your idol has been fired. Luo Linzuo Ferrari: Bullshit, I'm done! That night, Luo Linzuo clutches a bottle of liquor, heartbroken, sobbing his eyes out: "That's RedBird for you. The Mao fans on the front line just have to trust the club's decisions and work hard to earn rice. But RedBird has so many things to consider." Through the haze of alcohol, he seems to hear someone ask, "So what do you think should be done? Let's hear it." What should be done? What else could be done! Luo Linzuo springs to his feet! "Obviously, we should kick the crap out of his dad!" "Good. That's the spirit. Go give it a try." * Try it, and die. When Luo Linzuo wakes up the next morning, he discovers that he has transmigrated to Italy in the 1970s. His wealth and career have shattered like bubbles. All that transmigration seems to have left him with is hazy memories of the past and a body that's familiar yet strange, still young. "Hey, you little brat of a system, where the hell have you brought me?" Luo Linzuo cries in despair. "I thought I was going to take down RedBird, but it turns out I'm taking on the Rossoneri! I don't want to go to Inter. Let me go to Milanello, okay? Fine." "I can't do that! The instructor says, 'How should I change it?' (QWQ)" "Bro thinks it's hilarious to type emoticons in the chat window, skull emoji. If you don't give me something good, I'm taking the entrance exam for the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna today and starting my own journey." "B-Bro! I'll get you tickets for every event from now on! Great seats, whether it's racing, tennis, or a fashion show!" "Oh! ...Tsk, hey, look at you. Goodness, really, hey, don't... just look, ah..." "Sweet double-header tickets." "You're talented, a star player. You're staying!" After taking such a blow, Luo Linzuo is so overcome with sorrow that his mouth hangs open. He quietly hugs his small, pitiful, yet very food-motivated self and reluctantly gives in to life. Sigh, since I'm already here, I might as well figure out how to make the first team's third-choice keeper (joy). * Luo Linzuo Ferrari: Italian goal-scoring ace, ageless beauty, red race car speeding down the track, legendary tackle king, frontline war correspondent, the weird fan in the seat next to me, the old Mao group's designated chef, and the guy next door who steals everyone's crops. People say: Italy has two world-famous supercar brands. One is Ferrari, and the other is Ferrari, too. "What the hell, Italy? Italy is freaking awesome!" "Hey, are you a tifoso?" "Yes, yes, yes... oh no, no, no... umm... yes, yes, yes..." "...Huh?" * Forza Milan! Forza Ferrari! Lorenzo Ferrari x Paolo Maldini 1. Male protagonist, not a virgin couple. Pairing with Maldini, but the protagonist is a lively little cat. He joins Milan later, starting out on the opposing side. 2. The male protagonist is a handsome guy with black hair and gray eyes, adopted son of Panda Girl, heir to communism, purebred Italian weirdo, and performance artist. He'll make some controversial moves. 3. Lorenzo = Luo Lunzuo = Luo Linzuo, nickname Renzo. Enzo is actually the more common short form, but it'd be too confusing here. You can call him Luoluo, too, but that's confusing as well. 5. The author is a casual football fan who likes mixing up old Italian players. If something feels off, run, and don't look back. 6. A fun, overpowered wish-fulfillment story, partly set in an alternate universe. Not knowing football won't affect your reading experience, but remember to leave your brain at the door. 7. Everyone is out of character. The characters are based entirely on autobiographies, documentaries, and imagination. If asked, it's a parallel world. 8. No plans to publish behind a paywall. Writing for love, focused on real life, and updates are irregular. Theme: Playing football! Awesome! Dribbling past defenders! Awesome! Scoring goals! Awesome!