[Western Crossover] Sherlock Holmes Is in My Head

Ever since Xia Juanjuan suddenly appeared in her head, Li Mengjia has come to realize that idols really are best admired from a distance, with a flattering filter. Up close, all you want to do is punch them.

"Thank you so much, Xia Juanjuan. Now shut up!"

"Mr. Holmes, could you get out of my tiny, cement-filled brain?"

"I repent for being so young and foolish back then. How did I ever become a fan of a shallow, long-faced freak like you?"

"Sorry, what I keep in my head isn't a goldfish. It's you!"

The above is Li Mengjia's daily routine whenever a certain sharp-tongued detective shows up in her head.

"Half your brain is taken up by literature? Oh, novels, even. Romance novels, with no logic and holes everywhere. You're bringing down the IQ of your entire country, assuming you even have an IQ."

"Use that head full of junk and think for a second. He's lying. He was just asleep, the person beside him is playing on their phone, and the person behind him is daydreaming."

"You don't even know this basic chemistry? You're really pushing the limits of human stupidity."

"Heh. Terrible acting. His eyes lingered for 12.9 seconds on the part of your upper body used for nursing. He wants to sleep with you tonight. Oh, and last night his bedmate was a..."

The above is Xia Juanjuan's nightly routine.

FBI mascot angel and Li Mengjia meet in person for the first time in America:

"R, why aren't you saying anything? Am I really that different from what you imagined?"

"You sure are!" R nodded, tightening her grip on the strap of her messenger bag. Somehow, the gift inside didn't seem quite appropriate anymore.

At the angel's questioning look, Li Mengjia pressed her lips together.

"Jia, you're prettier than I imagined. And, and younger, too. I know you Easterners tend to look young, but you're definitely the most beautiful person I've ever met."

Notice: I've talked it over with my editor, and the novel will go VIP starting tomorrow. A three-in-one chapter will be released on the first day, so come check it out!

P.S. This is a sweet romance, featuring a soft, health-conscious liberal arts whiz with a decent IQ x Xia Juanjuan, a science super-genius who believes in science above all else.

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